I woke up in the middle of the night to an infomercial for this DVD set called Your Baby Can Read! They were charging upwards of $200 for this set of DVD’s and cards that you could use to start teaching your baby, as in under a year old, to read. I remember thinking “What …
Category Archives: that was dumb
Burden Of Proof
I wonder if Betty Burden is the same lady who could walk a straight line in heels while drunk off her ass. It’s either that, or she’s just plain lucky. I’m leaning towards column B. Burden managed to drive a bus full of kids to their destinations while having 3 times the legal limit of …
And This Is What They Spend Taxes On?
Ann sent me this, saying it’s beyond stupid. I agree. Two men from the IRS came driving into a Sacramento car wash demanding payment of delinquent taxes from 2006. How much did the car wash owe? A whopping 4 cents! Well, that was what they originally owed. But because this was owed for nearly 4 …
That Blew Up In Her Face, Now Didn’t It?
Here’s a little tip. If you want to give someone something that you think is the bomb, don’t put it in a box labelled “Bomb!” on their doorstep. It is especially bad to have a drawing of a bomb on the box. Poor Terri Talbott. All she wanted to do was give Tina Romero some …
Just Call Him Sir Smoke-A-Lot
There isn’t much to this story, a dude serves his sentence for dealing pot and then immediately smokes pot on his way home in the car. Yeah that’s dumb, but whatever. But what caught my attention was his name. Sir James Smith. Sir? Can anybody just slap a “Sir” on their name? Well, Sir James …
She’s Cut Off For Sure Now
We’ve talked about people driving while texting, watching porn, eating cereal, and even shaving their face, but driving while shaving the bikini area is a new one. Megan Mariah Barnes wasn’t totally driving. Her ex-husband, Charles Judy, was using the wheel from the passenger’s seat while she shaved there. What makes this extra good is …
She Got The Shaft Alright
Here comes more UK ridiculousness. A group of Scottish firefighters were sent to the aid of Alison Hume, a woman who fell down a mine shaft. They had all the equipment they needed to pull her out, but a safety memmo said they could only use it to save their own men. So, she waited …
You Win…A Trip In A Police Car
Here’s a little tip. When you steal scratch tickets from a store, if you happen to steal a winner, don’t go back to the same store you stole from to claim your prize, ok? This is too late for Allen Nguyen, but maybe it’ll help someone else.
The Winner Is…A Loser
An unnamed fellow on a RyanAir flight from Poland to the UK must be feeling like a pretty big loser right about now. He had a scratch ticket with him, scratched it off, and discovered he had won 10000 euros! But when the cabin crew said they couldn’t give him the dough right this instant, …
I Drink Alone. Yeah, With Nobody Else. And You Know When I Drink Alone, I Prefer That My Van Be Ablaze
Here’s a bit of free legal advice. If the police haul you in on suspicion of driving under the influence, it is generally a good idea to hire a lawyer and fight as best you can. However, if the vehicle you were cruising around in when the police hauled you in on suspicion of driving …