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Damn this story, it has this commercial swirling around in my head. Rashon East thought the McDonald’s employee was taking too damn long to give him his filet-o-fish. So…he decided to climb through the window and get it himself. Oh, and to slap the employee and smack him against the counter too. Then, when the …
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So, in the same country where kids can run away without being chased down, if a kid goes up a tree, they are left there until they climb down. Staff don’t talk to them for fear that if they distract the kid, he will fall. When Kim Barrett, a passer-by, decides that a little boy …
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Here we go again. Really, do I need to say more? Another fucking case of people looking at obvious satire and taking it as news. But the people in question here are Fox Nation! Come on. The disclaimer says All content on this site, being a mixture of parody, satire, and lame humor, is for …
I know if I were a dude and I found that my scrotum was bleeding while I was on a plane, I’d be pretty freaked out. But I don’t think I’d ever ask a flight attendant to give the area a close examination to figure out what was wrong, and then sue when the attendant …
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I don’t know what to think of poor Charles Wright and his course of action, except to say he’s a lucky man. So they’d built a new court building and everyone was getting used to it. Wright, a security officer, took a wrong turn, and wound up locked in a holding cell. Wright was claustrophobic. …
Alrighty. So let’s get this logic straight. Austin Horries Purifoy didn’t want to get caught smoking by his girlfriend, but he thought it would be ok if he busted into her car with a rock, stole some money from her car and then took a dump on her back seat. That’d be just fine. Too …
So another murder defendant slugged his lawyer. Bla bla bla, add him to the list. But the consequences for this guy were, um, quite interesting. On Wednesday, he returned to Gallagher’s courtroom for the first time since the outburst with his wrists, legs and head strapped to a rolling chair, and his mouth covered. The …
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Here’s another one who’s not meant for a life of crime. An unnamed teen came into a convenience store and walked to the counter with some items. He then somehow got behind the counter and behind the clerk, intending to sneak up behind him and put a kitchen knife to the clerk’s neck. The clerk …
Here comes another case of dumbasses calling a place and ordering them to have money because they’re coming to rob the joint. We’ve talked about this before. This one’s especially dumb because Albert Bailey, the dude who was supposedly the brains of this latest outfit, was on probation after robbing somewhere else. So…he should have …
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For christ’s sake, if you’re going to rob a bar, at least give it some time between drinking at said bar and coming back with a gun. Don’t have a night of fun, walk out the door with a woman, and come back in just a few minutes later with a rifle and demands for …
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