Just a quick plug that the GDB gift shop is alive and kickin’. Well, mostly kickin’. It appears I can’t make an account because I’m Canadian. They have all kinds of obscure islands there, but not Canada…unless you’re in the armed forces that is. Edit: The one who needs kickin’ is me. If you just …
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And Don’t Forget, To Give Me Back My…2 Couch Cushions?
Whatever you do, don’t take dating or theft tips from the aptly named though slightly misspelledTerrance Patrick O’Toole,because he doesn’t seem to be good at either one. The most recent incident occurred Thursday at a mobile home in the 2000 block of Oak Road in Cedar Creek Township, police said. The female victim said she …
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Hello…911? Can You Please Send Me A Ma’ambulance?
There are a lot of ways to find someone to have sex with you, but generally speaking, calling 911 5 times to ask if somebody will because 911 is a free call and your cell phone is out of minutes so you can’t call anywhere else isn’t one of them. Hopefully whoever winds up dropping …
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Somebody Woke Up And Had Some Sense
Well, it appears the cash for grades program has been given a failing grade. When the school board found out about it, they shut it down, and there may be more disciplinary action in the works. What I think is even more scary is how strongly one of the parents still wants to defend the …
How Does Babby Form Babby?
Randy Cassingham’sJumboJoke.comwill post some pretty good true stuff now and then,and today is one of those times. Somebody posted a question to the ever flowing fountain of knowledge that is Yahoo Answers asking if it’s possible to get your baby pregnant if you have sex while *you* are pregnant.Theseare a few of the best responses. …
Meep Meep
There’s a horrible word running around schools. It disrupts order and causes trouble. Are you ready for it? No, I really don’t think you can handle it. Are you sure you can handle it? Ok…if you’re sure. The word is meep. Yup meep. What does meep mean? Nobody’s sure. But it’s bad news, and if …
When They Catch You, It’ll Be A Day To Remember Alright
Hey there you no good cenotaph-vandalizing assholes. I hope you’re happy with yourselves. You went and smashed a monument that’s been around for 86 years, and you did it just before Remembrance Day. Yeah, that makes you into real heroes, you think? Do you? Honestly? I have another couple of words for you. Disrespectful cowards! …
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You’re Wasting Perfectly Good Change! Yeah? Well You’re Ruining A Perfectly Good Evening!
Thissounds like the wildest and stupidest wedding fight in a while. The trouble started when one of the guests took exception to the groom tossing money onto the dance floor for children to pick up. The groom and his brother asked the guest to leave, and so began the pushing and shoving which begat the …
Things You Didn’t Know About The War
Hitler was a German football coach, Auschwitz was a World War II theme park and the Holocaust was a post-war celebration.All this according to a survey of UK school kids between the ages of 9 and 15 who also don’t seem to know when Remembrance Day is. I guess when President Bush askedis our children …
My Milkshake Brings Out The Rage In The Customers And They’re Like, You Can Do Better Than That. I Could Teach You, But Instead I’ll Throw It At You
Ok, it’s time for a tale of…let’s spin the wheel of alliteration…milkshake misadventure. Yeah, that’ll do nicely. Today I give you the story of an unidentified 48-year old man who just wanted a cool, refreshing shake. To satisfy his craving, he decided to head to an area Dairy Queen drive-through and order one. Unfortunately, what …