Hey there James Ronald Condren. If you’re going to say that your brother made all the false bomb threats for which you’re being tried, it’s probably not a good idea to make another false bomb threat right there.
Category Archives: that was dumb
Shaken To The Core
This whole idea is just bad bad bad. Let me give you the scoop and then explain why I think it’s a horrible plan. Rita Marcalo, a British actress who has epilepsy, has decided that the only way to somehow bring public awareness about seizures, or something, is to try to induce one in public, …
It’s Not Just Wood, It’s Sonic Wood
Hey Joey Wallace. Find better ways to cheer up a girl than flashing Sonic employees, ok? And stay away from the booze when behind the wheel. Hey, maybe stay away from the booze altogether. If you weren’t drinking, maybe you wouldn’t have thought that was a great idea. Then again, you would have probably thought …
Take Car. Child Onboard
Wow, Donald Crawford, you’re a fine dad. You took your five-year-old son in your big ol’ semi to a strip club in an area known for its crime and left him out in the truck. You went inside and drank for 45 minutes, managing to get so drunk that you couldn’t find your truck, so …
Dear HMV: Thanks For Most Of The Songs, But It Should Have Been All Of Them
I just finished picking out and downloading my10 free songsfromHMV Digital.Thanks for all the suggestions, ya bastards. Quite the helpful bunch you all are. Don’t worry, I probably wouldn’t have wanted to suggest anything either. Anyway, I figure I’ll list what I bought and then do a little complaining. Colin James – Chicks ‘N Cars …
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And It’s One License Plate And You’re Out At The Old Police Investigation
In case anyone was wondering, yes, the rule aboutnot committing crimes if you’ve got your name tattooed on your bodyalso applies to caving somebody’s head in with a bat while you’redriving around in a car that has your last name on the license plate. This message has been brought to you by the Fisnik Gashi …
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Dork To Door
I have to tell a little story. I wonder if the guy in the story happens to be Anthony Korazco and since this story happened, he had since relocated to Brownsville, Texas. One night, Steve came down to meet a friend of ours outside the apartment building. While waiting for the cab, a guy came …
You’re Cut Off! Oh Yeah? Well, You’re Shit On!
Scott D. Leonard should take a lesson from Erik Salmons. Quit while you’re ahead. Leonard was having a grand old time at a bar, and then he got a little too tipsy and started throwing darts at other patrons. The bartender said there would be no booze for him, something he did not like to …
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Neither Rain Nor Sleet Nor Snow Can Stop The Mail, But Alcohol And Noodles Can
Read the story of Kristine Pflughaupt and tell me you don’t have more words than “hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha! *snort*! Hahahahahahhahah!” Pflughaupt, a name that sounds like a noise one would make while hurling, was a mail carrier. I guess, before her route began, she got thirsty. So she drank…some booze. Then, on her route, she got hungry. …
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It’s A Cat!
Good lord! I say that for two reasons: 1. A woman of an unknown age and her 27-year-old son were so afraid of a cat that went insane that they called 911. Seriously. It’s a cat. I know it’s a 16-pound cat, but it’s a damn cat! The thing went nuts, so they started running …