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Here’s another case of someone calling 911 to report that she’s driving drunk. I just like this one for the 911 transcript. Unlike previous drunk drivers who called themselves in, she sort of tried to avoid the fact that it was her who was the drunk one. Dispatcher: Clark County 911 Mary Strey: Somebody’s really …
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Hey there James Miller, here’s a tip. If you’re going to get all boozed up on Halloween night, it might not be a good idea to dress up as a breathalyzer. Well, then again, it might not be a good idea to get all boozed up in your car anyway, and then have the rest …
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I think Gary E. Ensor should take a lesson from Jason Durant and Claude King and learn that just like them, he’s not meant for a life of crime. For some reason, his truck got stuck on some tracks and a train was coming. So he got out of his truck and left it to …
There’s nothing I need to add here, this speaks for itself. United loses bags of broken-guitar singer After famously breaking his guitar, United Airlines has managed to cause further trouble for David Carroll by losing his luggage — just as the Canadian singer-songwriter was en route to deliver a speech about customer service. Departing from …
Here’s a good excuse for ya. No, I wasn’t masturbating and flashing those screaming women. What I waved was a metal cane! Really! I like to smile when I wave my metal cane. Damn you, you don’t believe me! And what stupid wording. He was waving his “body part.” So when someone waves a hand, …
I’ve gotten a few errant text messages from time to time, but never have I decided that I should meet the wrong number-texter and fight. But that’s what Scott Allen Elder and Brian Matison decided to do. They met in a parking lot and Elder, who actually is the younger of the two men, shot …
I swear their has to be some kind of contest going on between UK town councils to see who can come up with the most ridiculous safety regulations. If I’m correct in that assumption then the Watford Borough Council has put together an entry that’s going to be pretty hard to top. Not saying it …
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My friend, I’m afraid you’ve gone and done it backwards. The way it’s supposed to go is ask for a job application, then pull a gun, rob the place and leave, notpull a gun on a clerk, order him to the floor, go talk to the manager about a job then leave with no money …
Hey there copper wire-stealing dude. It’s a good idea to check a place where you’re going to steal copper wire to see if there are cameras. What is a bad idea is trying to take a crap in a barrel of grease nearby. There were cameras, you tipped over the barrel, and your whole escapade …
Sultan Al-Sayed: Your Honour, when I was caught lying down apparently trying to look under the door of the change room at that pool, I wasn’t actually trying to spy on people, especially not that 10-year-old girl. You see, I had one mother of a toothache and I was simply resting my cheek on the …