It’s a good thing our wandering drunk didn’t wander into this apartment. Instead of acting like reasonable human beings and maybe calling the police when they came home from drinking and found a sleeping man in their apartment, the 3 of them beat the everloving hell out of him. Come on! There were 3 guys …
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Business 101 With WWE
Let’s play pretend for a second. You’re a company. You’re running 14 pay-per-view events per year. Each of these events costs $40. Year over year, your buyrates have been falling at a pretty significant rate. What do you do? Do you lower the price? do you cut the amount of shows you’re running to a …
All My Shootings Be Drive-Bys…On Myself
Here’s a hot tip for all of the aspiring drive-by shooters in the crowd.Remember to roll the window down first. Andrew J. Burwitz, 20, of Appleton, Wis., allegedly tried to do a drive-by shooting at the home of his ex-girlfriend’s family and another random house. Police found him because he failed to roll down his …
To Her, Emergency Was A Relative Term
This story of non-emergency 911 calls brings up a couple of questions. First, what kind of a name is Hee Orama? It makes me think she’s a great big gigglefest. Second, why did she suddenly start calling 911 for stupid reasons? First it was about a guy lying about marrying her, and then about stuff …
You’ve Got Bills, We’re Multiplyin’?
I know bill collectors can sometimes go to great lengths to get what they’re after,but this right here is a bit much. Not only did George Herron pull out the old I’ll make your debt disappear if you do something for me line while visiting a woman’s home to discuss a payment, but he then …
That’s Not Vandalism Officer, It’s A School Project
This is such a UK idea. Now kids, if you’re going to be running around spray painting everything,for the love of Pete at least let us teach you some proper technique! I’m really not sure I’m buying the official explanation for this, and I’m pretty sure anybody who is has never actually met a kid. …
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Mushroom-Clouded Thinking
Most people who find themselves in the trains category either don’t notice the train, or are distracted by things like cellphones and scratch tickets. They are not like James Lampiriswho got all hopped up on mushrooms, and wandered around the neighbourhood naked and yelling at himself, only to stop yelling long enough to ask a …
I Wonder What He Was Drinking At The Time
What are the odds that a person found lying in the rain hammered would be from someplace called Brandywine?They’re about as good as you’d likely have expected. Hopefully if Dale Lee Buckler ever dries out and remembers the evening’s events he’ll have a nice chuckle about that with the rest of us.
That Wasn’t My Chair After All
Way to ruin everybody’s fun, jackholes! I realize you technically have a point, but sometimes it’s better to shut up and take the free publicity rather than pull the typical business move and come off looking like a party pooping pack of dick whistles. At least this won’t prevent them from selling it, but it’s …
There’s A Reason They Tell You To Keep Boundaries
I think everyone who is going into volunteer or paid work in social work should read this story to teach them about boundaries. What the hell was wrong with this psychologist that she believed these delusions and went so far as to hide the women in a hotel and call in detectives without checking out …
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