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Jason Zacchi had to be on something if he thought robbing the Wendy’s where his mom worked would be a good plan. Not only did mommy dearest recognize him, and his girlfriend who was an ex employee, but where did they go after the robbery? Back to his house…which he shared with his mom. So, …
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First we had Mr. Safety’s bowling alley, now we have Mr. Safety’s Christmas tree. This sounds depressing and kinda creepy. Because they were afraid that a real Christmas tree might blow over and fall on someone, or poke someone with needles, or have its decorations stolen, or all manner of other stupidity, they decided to …
Paul and Storm wrote a song about this, but I never thought I’d see it come true. Well, if it’s going to come true anywhere, It would be in the UK. Now, the Health and Safety Executive determined that bowling alleys are dangerous! They have decided that John Q. Public must be protected from his …
A while back, I posted about Paul Clarke getting arrested for gun possession when he turned the gun in. I still think that law is stupid, but apparently Mr. Clarke isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer either. I thought it was a little weird that when he called the police, all he said was …
I have no reason to personally hate cops, but with more and more stories like this one coming out every day, it’s getting harder and harder not to do so based on principle. Busting people for public intoxication and fining them $65 each when all they’re guilty of is waiting for their ride home…with the …
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Not that any of you are going to want to do this, but just in case… If you’re planning on stealing a Christmas tree, under no circumstances should you: Be drunk at the time. Be riding a bicycle that you built a motor for but forgot to put lights on. Try to balance the tree …
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You’re a teacher. One of your co-workers makes some comments about you that you don’t particularly like. What do you do? If the police theory is accurate, what you do if you happen to be Brenda Sue Rawls is round up a 7th grader from the school you teach at, some sardine juice, condoms and …
The poor little kid in this story is so destined for doom. I mean, look at who he has for role models! The story begins with a child being babysat by Jonathon Michael Miller, his mother’s current boyfriend, and Stephen Ray Dilley II, his mother’s ex who is the father of one of her other …
Hey there, gang of four bank robbers. It’s good to leave the bank with the money, but your keys also need to come out of the bank with you. If not, well, it’ll be a short trip to jail.
The idea of a guy shooting down a saguaro cactus just for something to do kills me, especially when the cactus fell on the shooter, killing him. Ha ha ha David Grundman and James Joseph Suchochi, but especially David Grundman, who shot the cactus and died. Those things can weigh 8 tons. Do you really …