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Hey, Family and Children’s Services. You might wanna keep an eye on this nitwit. If she can’t even wait for the walk signal when pushing her eight-week-old baby across the street, what else is she doing to jeopardize this poor little thing’s safety? Luckily, this time, the kid only got minor injuries, but Christ! It’s …
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Tattoo clue led police to thief A car thief who had his name and date of birth tattooed on his neck was caught after CCTV images of him were used to track him down. Aarron Evans, 21, pleaded guilty at Bristol Magistrates’ Court to breaking into a covert capture car in the city. The car …
Kern County thieves make it easy for authorities Easy seems to be understating things a tad, but I’ll cut that headline some slack since I can’t come up with a word to describe something that’s easier than easy. Five brain surgeons decided to rob the building that once housed the Homestead restaurant in the hamlet …
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This is so dumb. A kid decided to show his support for the Tampa Bay Rays by having his hair cut in a Mohawk. But apparently this was grounds for in-school suspension for him because the haircut was too distracting to other students, and “When students start commenting on it in class, it’s hard for …
>I’d better take notes. If I’m crossing the border, I’d better not have any weird sketches of SUV’s. Otherwise, I’ll end up like Jerilea Zempel. For some unknown reason, they decided that her odd-looking sketch of a crocheted SUV with mirrors for ears was a sign of copyright infringement. They searched her car from stem …
From the truly groundbreaking research department comes a positively shocking piece of news. Seems that researchers from Cornell University have used the wonders of science to prove conclusively thatfat people tend to have different buffet habits than smaller folks. Among their findings were shocking revelations such as obese people sit an average of 16 feet …
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Here we go, making fun of texters. So, first rule is don’t walk your dog and text, second, don’t drink and drive and text, and finally, don’t send text messages while holding someone at gunpoint in a car. You have to set the gun down, and then your captive will get it while you’re distracted, …
Why do I have such a hate on for Tommy Fox? I can’t explain it, but I just keep thinking the dude’s a giant prick. I don’t know about you, but if I were to drive over an animal, my first thought wouldn’t have been, “Ooo! A fox! Let’s go back, get the carcase and …
Wow. This is the stupidest idea I’ve heard in a while. It’s right up there with making Alzheimer’s patients wear RFID tags. Now, Ford has come up with a special key for a parent’s teenager that can be programmed to limit the speed of the car. It will also limit the car stereo’s volume and …
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Dale Gilbert, you’re dumb. If you’re a subcontractor for the Department of Corrections, you know that having and distributing child porn is against the law. You should know this anyway, but working for the Department of Corrections, you really have no excuse. So…do you think it’s a good idea to put child porn in your …