Oh my god. This looks like a red-neck extravaganza if there ever was one. Good lord. I don’t think you could pile more hickish things in there if you tried. She’s a grandma at 35? She’s living with 8 kids under 12? In a trailer? That she was paying a guy 200 bucks to move …
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Now That’s A Tough Man. A Fool, But A Tough Man
Jesus! If you need a guy to be reliable no matter what, Gilbert Genn is your man. He got repeatedly stabbed by a deer, but just pulled the beast off of him, sorta patched himself up and proceeded to a meeting that he says he absolutely couldn’t miss. Dude, go to a hospital. I’m sure …
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Ooo! It’s A Human Tug toy!
I think I have a new word for idiot. It’s Zitnick! What else would you call a dork like Anthony Zitnick who brought his girlfriend into another man’s home who just happened to be keeping some wild animals. He had permits for them all, but still. The owner of the home was gone, and he’d …
Keep It Down Back There!
A dozen illegal immigrants hiding in the back of a truck were nabbed after the driver heard them singing to celebrate as they entered the UK. Minutes after disembarking from a ferry at Dover, they began yelling out in joy. So the trucker drove his rig to the nearest police station. The 12 men, four …
I Don’t Know What He Needed More, Money or Brains
Joseph Goetz, you don’t seem to understand a simple principle. In order to have the right to complain to the manager, you have to be a customer. Trying to rob the bank doesn’t make you a customer. So saying you’re going to express your dissatisfaction to the bank manager that the cash drawers were empty …
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Epic Fail
Your friends at Vomit Comet world HQ would like to remind you of the following, especially if you are Frederick Tanne of Manhattan: Filing suit against your wife for giving you herpes due to her cheatin’ ways is fine, but making sure you actually got the herpes from her is significantly more fine. We thought …
Too…Much…Stupid…Can’t…Take…Much…More…
I had a revelation today. In a flash, I figured out how I’m likely going to die. What’s going to happen is this. I’ll be living my life on an average day, perhaps even a day much like this one. Then, without warning, a story likethat of Janella Spearswill cross my path. It happens all …
Do We Even Need A Trial For This One?
Note to Nicholas Greenly: The next time we decide to snatch an old woman’s purse, let’s try not to drop our phone at the scene of the crime, especially when there’s a fresh outgoing text message on it saying “I’m ready to grab some old lady’s purse”, ok?
Yeah They Can Edit Out The Smart People, But Still…
A TV station in Milwaukee sent a reporter out to the mall to ask average Americans questions from the United States citizenship test. Since you’re reading about this on the Vomet Comet, I bet you know how it went. That’s right, everybody knew every answer and it was concluded that the country is in good …
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Here’s What Happens When Imbeciles Write Policy
Thisis the finest example of what happens when nobody stops and says hey wait a minute that I’ve seen in quite some time. A proposed amendment to the state constitution of Colorado aimed at essentially killing abortion rights is so poorly thought out that it could potentially make murderers out of anybody who tries and …
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