Another One Crosses the Victim/Dumbass Bridge In A New Way

I swear criminals are getting dumber. Here’s our latest dumbass. His name is Michael Axel, and he was serving as a stockbroker for a bunch of elderly clients. I guess their money looked way too tempting, so he started stealing from them. But where did that money go? Overseas to a Nigerian scammer. Michael Axel, …

Come On Kids, We’re Going On A Trip! Well…You Are Anyway.

Guess what. The Nebraska safe haven law that Carinwrote abouta couple weeks back works exactly like we thought it would. Over the weekend, 2 boys aged 15 and 11 respectively were dropped off by parents and guardians at 2 different hospitals.In the case of the 15-year-old, his caretaker couldn’t deal with his behaviour anymore. It’s …

Amtrak: From Simple Comfort To A Raging Inferno

Brian Hopkins, 25, hasfiled a lawsuit against Amtrakover what he claims was the company’s failure to protect idiots like himself. Well, he didn’t quite put it that way, but he might as well have. In 2006, Mensa candidate Hopkins decided it would be just swell to climb on top of a stopped train and hang …

The Minks Would Say Thanks If They Could

I don’t care what your views are on fur farming, so please, spare me the it’s awful speeches. The point here is that you can’t dispute that the animal rights nuts who broke into the Rippin fur farm and released 6000 minksare the worst kind of activists. A clue goes a long way guys, I …

How About Doing Some Actual Research?

Wow. Here’s further evidence that important folks in the U.S. legal system don’t understand the series of tubes that is the internet. The department of Homeland Security and the Board of Immigration Appeals used Wikipedia, a site edited by anyone with a computer, to decide that someone’s request for asylum should be denied. Finally, thank …