Here’s the sequel to the whole filtering out sites that seem to have obscene words in them saga. Now, some numbnut was ordered to go through the Tampa fire station computers looking for evidence that firefighters were looking at porn. How were they doing this? They were looking for files that contained the words “gay,” …
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Things That go Speed BumpIn the Night
God. First we had the grandmother who thought the hood of her car was a fine place for a three-year-old, and now, a mom who thinks car-surfing is a perfectly good hobby for her kids. She won’t think that anymore, one of her kids fell off after she hit a speed bump and kissed the …
This Post Has Been Dropped Off Here Thanks To The Great State Of Nebraska
The number of children legally turned over to Nebraska hospitals thanks to the state’spoorly written safe haven lawhasjust risen by 9. The kids, dropped off by their father at the Creighton University Medical Center, range in age from 1 to 17. It’s not yet known why they were left there, but a news conference has …
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Once Again, Not Funny
ASU vomit prank could have caused Tempe collision Two vehicles collided under Arizona State University’s pedestrian bridge Monday evening after several students were caught drinking large amounts of milk and vomiting over the side into the traffic below. A car slowed down to avoid the falling vomit when another car slammed into the first car’s …
I Had Some Thoughts But I Didn’t Use My Brain
Remember the woman who put her kid through a carwash? well, she’s gone through the courts, and only got probation. Ok then. this is so she can be with her kids. And we think this is a good idea because….? But here’s the reason she’s back up here. She’s so stupid that she doesn’t even …
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I’ve Been Flirtin’ On the Railroad
What do you know, yet anotherdeath by train story. This time, police are looking for the public’s help (especially if you belong to the part of the public that has some missing relatives) to identifythe unknown South African couple who were crushed to death while having sex on the tracks. Anybody know how to say …
Doesn’t Everybody Do That?
This is so dumb that I feel it should be posted. Check out this snip from astory about fights during a college football game. Police arrested Lucas Widdicombe after someone sitting near him said he had a cup, and “he had urinated in the cup and was going to throw it at Ball State fans.” …
That’s Not What They Meant By Climb Aboard.
Ok, cue the hatemail from family members of the poor unfortunate dumbass who I’m about to describe. What is it about people who are crushed by trains and their families always finding us? Here at the Vomit Comet, we love us some man vs train stories. Who do you think wins? Need a refresher? We …
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I’m Wrong
That’s not something you’ll hear me say very often, but I will when I need to, and today I need to. A while back Iwrotethat airport style security for busses wouldn’t work and was unnecessary. Well, today I would like to officially change that position. Better screening for bus passengers is something we need immediately. …
CaptainCalamity Strikes Again
Hey there Stuart Hill, I have a big question for you. Why would you want to make an island its own country if you keep needing the coastguard for various rescues whenever you go boating? If something happens to you around your own island, you’ll be screwed. and while we’re at it, hey there coastguard …