Ok, so when stealing, don’t drive straight into a traffic jam, and when stealing a police truck,don’t drive it at a police officer directing traffic. I know you probably didn’t know it was *his* truck, but you’re stupid anyway.
Category Archives: that was dumb
I Guess The Police Get An A+ too.
This kid is very, very, very lucky. He lives in Israel, and decided he wanted to test the police’s reactions to someone who appeared to be a terrorist. So, um, he dressed up like one, complete with mask and large bag, ya know, like what might hold a bomb, and started walkin’ near a mall. …
Nice Try
Yes officer, I am driving drunk right now, but I’m no danger to anybody. Really, I’m being extra careful. In fact, all this time I’ve been tooling around out here I have taken great care to make sure that I’ve got one eye shut at all times so I won’t see double. What’s that you …
After Holding Up A Bank, Don’t Get Held Up In Traffic
Here’s a good tip. When selecting a getaway route, it’s best to avoid one that has been clogged by traffic because of a car accident. On top of the fact that you can’t really move that fast, those traffic jams usually have police in ’em. This quote makes me giggle. St. Louis County police officers …
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Land? What Land?
Uh, if you were spending $100000 on a piece of land, wouldn’t you want to see it before paying for it? Not Bhola Sookram. And look at the trouble he’s in. Um, how rich is this guy? Maybe I could sell him some ocean front property in Arizona. How much money should I ask for?
Criminally Clumsy
Hey there Jose M. Diaz Jr. Maybe when you’re locked up in the maximum security jail, why they felt the need to do that I don’t know, you should get your eyes checked. I mean, who slams into a glass door so hard that he cuts his head and then thwonks a concrete post in …
For The Love Of god, Don’t Let This Email Reach Florida!
Ug. Here’s another episode of “we’re so dumb, we can’t see through a joke.” apparently, there’s an email going around that is claiming that the U.S. voter turnout will be so ungodly high that voting needs to be split down the middle, with those voting republican coming to the polls on November 4, and those …
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A Family Reunion Of Sorts
What a horrible way to die, but also, what a preventable way to die. I commend 77-year-old Gérard Lacombe for wanting to maintain his wife and parents’ graves. but…couldn’t he have done it with the help of staff at the graveyard? did he have to do it alone at Thanksgiving? Did he have to crawl …
Oh Rats!
Attention fans ofThe Darwin Awards.Watch for the name David Stanifer. I have a feeling you’ll be seeing it one day if this is any indication. Flaming Pet Rat Starts Fire, Damages Titusville Home The quick and dirty of the story is that this guy and a couple of buddies were having some fun chasing their …
Red Dragon Tattoo
What? Someone managed to trick a village chief into telling people that government personnel were looking for people with tattoos of dragons on their faces? And two dudes fell for it? And this is the third time this has happened? And people think this weirdo has some kind of strange magical powers? Was he the …