Guide Dog Grrr Moments

Here’s another one for the Joe Public is a total dumbass when it comes to guide dogs files. Yesterday, I was having a particularly difficult day walking. I don’t know why. Maybe it was too hot. Anyway, at one point, I stopped and pulled over to the grass to let Trixie have a wizz, because …

We’re Sorry. Oh, And If You Ever Need Somebody Taken Out, Just Let Us Know

I hadn’t planned on writing about this, but it makes so little sense that I can’t stop spinning it around in my head. A group of hoodlums firebombs the home of an Edmonton family. Naturally, this upsets them and makes them rather nervous. A few days later, a note shows up in their mailbox saying …

On Your Mark, Get Set, Duh!

I love this description of China’splan to cut traffic during the Olympics. For the next two months, half of the Chinese capital’s 3.3 million cars will be removed from the streets on alternate days. The flow of cars was lighter than usual as motorists followed the rules on the first day of efforts to clear …

Would You Like To Play Again? You Have Selected No.

If you really want to feel like an immense loser, play the Blind Date Game from RNIB! You can feel like a dork in flash, or HTML! Oh my god, there were only two choices of dudes: one who was an Elvis impersonater, and the other was a partially sighted computer geek. At least with …

They Do Say The Guilty Always Sleep, But Isn’t That Supposed To Be After They Get Caught?

When I first saw this story, I didn’t care about it, but upon closer inspection, I can’t stop laughing. I laughed so hard that Steve wondered what was so goddamn funny. Well, what do you think of the image of a couple of drunken fools breaking into a store, stealing a bunch of patio furniture, …

The Truth About Stupidity Is Out There

Uh, um, what? There’s a man out there who….*tries to stop laughing* who…*cackles* can’t tell the difference between…*doubles over howling* a flying saucer and…hahahahahahahaha…*snort* the moon! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I bet he felt stupid after his call was held up as an example of the kind of call that 999 doesn’t need to take. If he didn’t, …