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It’s things like this that make me wonder why I bother getting up every morning. A man was hit by lightning and killed during Tuesday night’s violent thunderstorm in Toronto. Witnesses said the 29-year-old man was struck while taking shelter under a tree at Christie Pits in central Toronto at about 8 p.m. An autopsy …
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The story of Brett Tyler Schatte would have been a pretty good one even without being able to play the name game. I mean you know it’s been a hell of a night when you’re finally hauled into the clink after walking naked into a convenience store at 10 to 3 in the morning, eating …
Ok, so now we have a stupidity war. We have penis cream stupid versus ozone treatments via vaginal blowing stupid. Yeah, and going up and down on the bed and saying “Oh boy!” is necessary, too. And the woman’s dead now. Where was her common sense? This guy must be a total scumbag. I’m sure …
Here’s your free advice for the day. If you’re planning on robbing a place or 2, it’s a good idea to bring your own getaway vehicle. Police said, early Friday morning, John Opperman-Green robbed a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. When he left the store, he tried to get a ride with some men he …
No officer, I didn’t report my son for driving around in your stolen cruiser. I just don’t see it as a big deal. What do you mean I can come with you? Police said that the 13-year-old boy was known to them and that he was a good kid until recently. They say that he …
HopefullyMercedes Greenwas trying to get herself arrested so she’d have a place to spend the night, because if not I’m left to wonder how she made it to age 19 being such a frightening level of stupid. Jenkins wore a suit and tie in an unmarked police car, according to his arrest affidavit. He said …
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Sweet Christ this is stupid. Tim Down sells fruit in a market. Recently he was subject to an inspection to make sure that everything was ok. It turned out that about 5000 of the kiwi fruits he was planning to sell didn’t meet European Union saleability standards. You might be thinking to yourself “good, I’m …
It’s pretty frightening that anybody would trust a group like the American Family Association to deliver the daily news to begin with, and it gets even worse when you find out that they’ve gone so nuts as to start changing any and all references to the word gay to homosexual. Yes, that does indeed include …
Grrr. Even though I’m calmer now, I’m still fuming. Fume fume fuming. I took Trixie out for her final business. Just before she did it, I heard a ker smash! Some pea-brained numbnut toolchest asshole decided that it would be jolly good fun to heave a beer bottle from his balcony toward the street. Oh …
It’s not even 10 in the morning and I already feel like I can relax and start feeling better about myself. Why? Because I’m notthe 21-year-old dumbass from P.E.I. who fell out of a moving vehicle because it was oh so important that the empty beer bottle made it to the road. RCMP said the …