The Peace Temple, Or The Piece Temple?

What is it exactly about a monk slipping under a lawnmower that was in disrepair that keeps making me laugh? Is it the fact that that monk was the one responsible for the machine’s maintenance? Did he not repair it because he thought God would protect him if he slipped under it? Is it the …

Alright Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together For Busted!

I’m not posting this because I find it odd that somebody would go as far as faking a carjacking to try to keep out of trouble even though I’ve never understood doing that because it never works, I’m posting this because the idea of a 27-year-old stripper doing so because she lives with her parents …

Today’s Dose Of Hahahahahaha!

Ok, the way I thought things happened was if you worked hard at something, it paid off. But that certainly didn’t happen for this guy who hated seatbelts. He went to all the trouble of rigging up something to make it look like he was wearing a seatbelt. What happened to him? He died in …

Tax Dollars Well Spent

Federal minister apologizes for joke he’s not sure he told Federal Fisheries Minister Loyola Hearn has apologized for a joke he’s not sure he made, responding to a complaint from a politician who didn’t hear it. Joan Burke, Newfoundland and Labrador’s education minister, demanded Hearn apologize Wednesday for telling what she called a sexist joke …

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What Intense Pain It Is

Hey there Chrystal Kolinski! Explain something to me. Please explain this, because I cannot wrap my head around it. If you met a random man in an adult video store, and you became friends with him, and he kept asking you to drink some random fluid and capture you on film doing it, wouldn’t you …

More Things And More Stuff

Wow. Two random thought posts in one week? That doesn’t happen very often. Off we go. Last night, we were doing the old flip around the music channels thing again, aren’t we predictable? This time, what grabbed our attention was an English kids’ song. It sounded like that song “The Wheels on the Bus Go …

Is The Nimrod A Thing Or A Person?

Note to self. If I ever end up on an oil rig near Scotland, I should never tell anyone about my wacky dreams. They might freak out and evacuate the place. That’s what happened when one woman had a dream about a bomb being on the platform. They went nuts, called in helicopters, reconnaissance crafts, …