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I shouldn’t have to tell any of you this, but since this kind of crap happens with such stunning regularity, I shall. No, people of Atlanta or anywhere else, President Obama will not pay your utility bills for you if you give the nice man on the phone your Social Security number and banking information. …
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Oh United Kingdom, you can be so, so sad. It’s the traditional sound which has greeted the start of children’s sack races, sprints and egg and spoon challenges for generations. And when Gartocharn Primary School in Dunbartonshire secured the services of the London Olympics chief starter for their own sports day, the school must have …
One thing about master criminals, or any criminals really. they never know when enough is enough. Take Dennis W. Baugham and Michael A. Marquez, for example. The pair made off with a shopping cart and a whack of new camping gear from a nearby store, but forgot the don’t draw attention to yourself rule that …
Update: On November 26th, 2012, Warren was sentenced to a year of probation and 20 hours of community service after pleading guilty to a charge of attempted burglary. No word on whether dropping in for surprise house cleanings counts as community service. Original post: Well…this is different. Last month, a break and enter took place …
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It’s been a good week for taco-related violence. There was the incident from yesterday, and now this. Police were summoned to the Taco Bell by workers who reported that a “white male in a white truck struck” the eatery’s entrance and then fled the scene. Cops tracked a fluid trail leaking from the vehicle to …
Let this be a lesson to you. Never, under any circumstances, fuck over the taco stand guy. Police said a 17-year-old man canceled his taco order when he realized he was late for school. The 19-year-old man followed the teen and tried to run him over with his truck, police said. When he missed him, …
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I’ve had me some stupid ideas while stoned. Who hasn’t, really? But I can safely say that no matter my condition, I’ve never been at a point where dude, the cops are coming, throw the weed in the fireplace and light it would be among them. But for the sake of argument, we’ll pretend this …
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Some days this job is like shooting fish in a barrel. What days would those be, you ask. Well my curious friend, days like the ones when some numbnuts walks in off the street and tries to rob a police station spring immediately to mind. 18-year-old Keithan Manuel’s attempt went exactly as just about anyone …
Update: Stefanski has plead guilty to child endangerment charges and is looking at up to 3 years in prison. *original story below* While this incident from a few weeks back might on some level be sorta fun, I recognize that this one involves a highly dangerous concentration of radioactive retardity. Two Indiana parents are facing …
Oh…my…freakin…lord!2 Teens Hit By Car While Sunbathing. “Yikes,” you’re thinking to yourself. “Those poor girls! What sort of drunken maniac drives that far off the street and hits a couple of poor, innocent kids?” The answer, I’m sorry to report, is nobody. What that headline there fails to mention is that these two nimrods were …