Another Sibling Officially Married Off

I should write about this before it gets too crazy late. My brother got married a couple of weeks ago. Well, this was the big affair that they had been planning out anyway. They technically got married in City Hall back in 2012, but since you can’t invite everybody you’d want at your wedding to …

They’re Back!

Here’s Gill with some breaking news. TLC sucks, everyone. Just when you thought it was safe to watch TLC. You’ve heard of Sharknado, and this summer’s cleverly named Sharknado 2 The 2nd one? Here’s something that might cause you to run to your online yellow pages, and find the nearest psychotherapist. Sex Sent me To …

In A World Where Hal Douglas Is No Longer Doing Voiceovers…

This is sad news. Hal Douglas, whose booming voice was known to generations of moviegoers and TV watchers, has died at 89. Douglas’ daughter Sarah told The New York Times that the Connecticut native with the famous baritone died of pancreatic cancer last week. Right now you might be racking your brain trying to figure …

George Stroumboulopoulos On Hockey Night In Canada Probably Isn’t The End Of The World

There’s been a lot of negative reaction to the announcement this week that George Stroumboulopoulos will be the new host of Hockey Night in Canada starting next season when Rogers takes over the rights to all things NHL in Canada. That deal never should have been allowed by the way, since the marriage of Rogers …

Hoaxing The Media With Chef Keith

Have you ever come across one of those cooking segments on TV and either thought quietly to yourself or said aloud “Gross! What the fuck is that supposed to be?” If yes, congratulations. You have an eye more critical than that of producers and hosts employed by at least 5 television news departments. Nick Prueher, …

Memories Of Romper Room

Here’s another one of those CKCO web extras. A nice, long clip from Romper Room. I have 0 recollection of Cowbells the Clown, but I do remember watching Romper Room every day I could and wishing that my nursery school could be on TV like theirs. And does anybody else remember paying special attention at …

CKCO Gives Us 60 Years Of News In 3 Minutes…Kind Of

I got a bit behind thanks to some nasty weather-related migraines, but I think I’m going to be ok. I’m not perfect yet, but I can be in a position other than lying down for more than a few minutes at a time, so that’s gotta be a good sign…I hope. So anyway, here’s another …