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What the hell is in the air? Now, a groom just heaved himself off his hotel balcony while on his honeymoon. No apparent warning, nothing. Just at 6:45 a.m., Motty Borger opened his balcony door and then jumped to his death while his bride slept. People, stop! Anything can be worked out I’m sure. There …
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Here’s a marriage that’s likely doomed to fail. Sean Kelly married his room-mate’s sister. At the wedding, the booze was flowing, and apparently so were the insults between bride and groom’s families. Before it was over, 10 people were in a big old shoving match, some of them sustaining cuts and bruises. the cops were …
I think Trixie has earned herself another dog post. Last weekend, we went to a friend’s wedding, and Steve was in the wedding party. Hopefully we’ll get some good pictures back, and you’ll actually get to see what Steve looks like. It’ll look a hell of a lot better than my failed attempt at photography. …
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I’m glad this didn’t happen at the wedding we were at last weekend. Seriously guys, do you think it’s a good idea to try and prevent the officer from going into his trunk to get handcuffs? Do you really think it’s a swell plan to put yourself between officer and other dude getting arrested? Do …
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Wow. These people are wondering why their contest is getting 0 entries. I’m not. Who are they? Their an abstinence education program. What’s their prize? A $10000-wedding giveaway. But, um, the contest has quite a few stipulations, or should I say deal-breakers, and I’m not even talking about the obvious one. I’m picturing your average …
Remember I said I wanted to rip apart a hotel? Let’s get rippin’! This weekend, my cousin got married. So, I came up to be there. The reception was going to be held at this place called the Calabogie Peaks Resort. So, being the sweethearts that mom and dad are, they booked a big suite …
Once again, I’m ashamed to be agirl. Why? Because now, brides to be are more often asking their bride’s maids to get all manner of cosmetic procedures done. Botox? Breast implants? Really expensive laser treatments? Liposuction? If a bride to be asked me to do that, I’d just say I wouldn’t be a bride’s maid. …
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To Kelly Grey: Hmmm. Do you really think auctioning off a bride’s maid’s spot in your wedding party is a good idea? I mean, I guess it could work, but so much could go so wrong. You’re putting a lot of trust in a random stranger. And, what will you say when you look at …
Jesus, what’s with people fighting at weddings? It all started with a missing camera and ended up with 100 people fighting, 30 police on scene, 2 people stabbed and one guy punched in the face, and 3 arrests. Holy shit. Can’t we all just get along? Smacking the piss out of each other won’t make …
I cannot even imagine making my entrance at my wedding on the back of an elephant. I know it was the groom who did it, but still. I remember a brief ride on an elephant at a circus when I was small. It was so wabbly, I spent the whole time screaming because I thought …
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