I Have A Brother-In-Law!

It’s Monday, and I’m still feeling kinda dopy and tired. I guess that’s to be expected after the crazy Saturday Steve and I had. Don’t worry, it was a good crazy! My sister got married! Yup, eek. I now have a brother-in-law. He’s a cool guy. They’ve been together a while, he’s been a friend …

I Now Pronounce You…Dead!

This unnamed bride-to-be should thank the trooper who stopped and ticketed her. Otherwise, the night could have ended much differently. Maybe the bride-to-be would have been wearing her wedding dress as her funeral dress. She was coming home from her bachelorette party and had had some booze. But she was going to drive home. She …

Trixie Gets A Novel

I don’t think Trix has gotten a post all to herself in a while. I think she’s due. I always knew that she responded to different people in different ways, but I’ve noticed something else. Among the people she loves, even they get different kinds of affection. There’s me. I get the dancing around me, …

Now If We Can Just Do Something About Having To Dress Up For These Things…

I have found the new smartest man alive, and his name is Randy S. Robbins. I know not what, if anything, Mr. Robbins has accomplished outside of this, but as far as I’m concernedthis letter he wrote to the Philadelphia Daily Newsshould be more than enough. IN OCTOBER 1993, I attended the wedding of a …

Here Comes The Bride…At You With Her Car!

Ooo! a disastrous wedding! Haven’t had one of those in a while. Marissa Putignano-Keene and Timothy Keene sound like quite the pair. Perhaps they’re a perfect match for each other. Too bad they had to spend the first night of their honeymoon in jail. I had two thoughts. Don’t mess with the bride. She tried …

The Smallest Wedding Crasher

Now there’s a wedding to remember. Jamie and Mark Phillips knew they were going to have a baby, so they wanted to be married before the baby was born. The baby had other plans. As Jamie walked down the aisle, she started to feel contractions, and when sitting down to dinner, her water broke. Everybody …

I Bet This Marriage Will Be Short

To the bride to be of Jordan Iddings: By the sounds of what’s written here and in this more detailed account, you are so in for a life of pain, misery and worry. Way to choose a husband. During the course of his bachelor party, this guy groped a woman, and then when she slapped …

You’re Wasting Perfectly Good Change! Yeah? Well You’re Ruining A Perfectly Good Evening!

Thissounds like the wildest and stupidest wedding fight in a while. The trouble started when one of the guests took exception to the groom tossing money onto the dance floor for children to pick up. The groom and his brother asked the guest to leave, and so began the pushing and shoving which begat the …

Here Come The "Worse" And "Sickness" of For Better Or Worse and In Sickness and In Health

It has gotta suck for Julie Boyde, who after getting married, discovered she was allergic to her new husband’s sperm. She found this out on her wedding night. They even tried doing something similar to allergy shots to treat her, but it didn’t work. So if they decide to raise any kids, they’ll have to …

I Know Steve Said Guys Don’t Like Weddings, But…

What the hell is in the air? Now, a groom just heaved himself off his hotel balcony while on his honeymoon. No apparent warning, nothing. Just at 6:45 a.m., Motty Borger opened his balcony door and then jumped to his death while his bride slept. People, stop! Anything can be worked out I’m sure. There …