Hey there Stuart Hill, I have a big question for you. Why would you want to make an island its own country if you keep needing the coastguard for various rescues whenever you go boating? If something happens to you around your own island, you’ll be screwed. and while we’re at it, hey there coastguard …
Category Archives: wording and grammar
Oops
I’m not sure ifthe beginning of this articlelooks quite so bad to somebody who can see it, but when you look at it with a screen reader like I have to, here’s how it starts. PHILADELPHIA — A man who produced thousands of images of himself sexually abusing children as young as 3 months old …
Today’s Best Headlines Ever
Use of gravel pit near 2 schools for target practice draws fire Nice to see that somebody down at the CBC has a sense of humour. That *was* intentional, right? Ike batters Cuba I guess hisprevious battering accomplishments just weren’t enough anymore.
Gee, It Sure Is A Good Thing We Spent The Marketing Budget On That Naming Committee
Order Nontobacco Beaver Chew Online! Quit Smoking and Quit Chewing Tobacco There’s nothing I could possibly need to add to this. Actually wait, yes there is. Check out the shipping rates on this crap. The cheapest option is nearly 3 times the price of the product. Insane.
Worst Book, Best Review
Thisis without question the greatest book review I’ve ever seen. If anybody has actually read The Shadow God by Aaron Rayburn, please let me know if it’s accurate. Here are a few snips: Pros: I’m not even gonna dignify that with a response! Cons: I can’t narrow it down. I’m sorry. I just can’t. The …
I Tried, But It’s Still Impossible
I never thought I’d ask for this. I thought after I was no longer being tortured with this horrible excuse for a song, I would never want to hear it again and would want to make an effort to forget it. But here I am, making a request that seems…impossible? No, the impossible is only …
Did Anybody See Him Do It?
I have 1 question aboutJohn R. Herdmann and his condom theft,and no, it’s not about why a guy would go to all the trouble of busting up his SUV just for a couple pakcs. What I’m curious about is how he managed to do what the article says he did. Police identified him as the …
Brain Dump
Well, I’m tired. I didn’t sleep much last night. So I’m hoping this random pile of stuff will make me burn out so maybe I’ll catch a nap. For people who were wondering, I’m doing ok. There are times when I climb the rollercoaster hill and I’m at the top, like when I manage to …
I Saw The Error-Laiden Sign
It’s good to see someone standing up for the English language. It just sucks that it’s going to be called a crime. I mean, it has to be, because the guy altered a public sign. But the sign was wrong! Come on! “Emense”? That isn’t even a word! If there was a way to harness …
The English Language Was Also Killed
Hello, Guelph Mercury? Are you there? Yes, I’m talking to you. Is everybody there who knows what they’re doing on a long vacation, or does nobody give a shit anymore? I ask because I’m curious as to how garbage likethis makes it through your editing process, if you still have one that is. I’ll forgive …