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Monthly Archives: October 2005

Literal Phone Sex

First it was tea kettles, and now the SMS everything craze continues with the arrival of a bluetooth vibrator. I wonder how long it will take before we start hearing stories about people forgetting to take these things out and turn them off before they head into a meeting or something.

Posted bySteve WettlauferOctober 31, 2005March 15, 2019Posted ingadgets, why?Leave a comment on Literal Phone Sex

Comment changes

Well, I got rid of the numbers, and gained an extra link. Oops. But on the bright side, we have trackback now, whatever that does. Now here’s the important part. Does it still work? Hope so. Can everyone still find the comment links and click on them and put comments in? If not, well, you […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickOctober 30, 2005February 3, 2014Posted inthe system is downLeave a comment on Comment changes

ARAO: A Really Asinine Obligation

Ok, rant time again. Yee ha. One of the newest places where I volunteer has a stupid policy they call ARAO. It stands for Anti-Racism Anti-Oppression. AT this point I can hear the peanut gallorie booing me off the stage and calling me a racist asshole. But wait wait wait! Basically the policy says they […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickOctober 30, 2005April 15, 2014Posted inthoughtsLeave a comment on ARAO: A Really Asinine Obligation

Who Wants To Be A Small Claims Judge?

The other day I sat down and watched Judge Joe Brown for the first time in a little while and I was wondering about something. What the hell happened to that show? It used to be my favourite out of that whole bunch of court shows. It was the only one that didn’t seem overly […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferOctober 29, 2005November 12, 2013Posted inTV and moviesLeave a comment on Who Wants To Be A Small Claims Judge?

Always Follow the Code

Hey Kids, So I’m back. I missed the ol’ VC. blah blah. On Sunday night I went and checked out a concert for a band I’ve been listening to a lot lately. They’re awesome. They’re called Social Code. I know most people know their hit “Beautiful” and it’s a great tune. But not even close […]

Posted byMattOctober 29, 2005November 24, 2013Posted inmusicLeave a comment on Always Follow the Code

Chili Anyone?

Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other […]

Posted byMattOctober 29, 2005August 20, 2015Posted injokesLeave a comment on Chili Anyone?

Bus Entertainment

Man I love bus rides like this, when amusement plops itself down beside you and helps you pass the time. I was sitting on the bus, and this woman and her four-year-old daughter came and sat down beside me. At first it was just average mother-daughter stuff. Then this conversation unfolded that had me giggling […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickOctober 27, 2005June 23, 2014Posted inthoughtsLeave a comment on Bus Entertainment

What the fuck?

There are no better words to express what I’m about to describe. I’m sitting here just shaking my head in disbelief. Please tell me there wasn’t some kind of geographic shift that has thrown me to some far off place. I am in Canada, right? The scenery looks the same, but shit is going on […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickOctober 27, 2005July 9, 2013Posted innewsLeave a comment on What the fuck?

ESL Fun

I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned this before, but down the street from me there is a convenience store. This convenience store is run by a bunch of people, duh. They’re nice, aside from the fact that things that cost you maybe a foot at most convenience stores cost the whole arm and leg here. […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickOctober 26, 2005August 15, 2013Posted inthoughtsLeave a comment on ESL Fun

You Are Here?

Wow, it’s been a while since we’ve done this, but it’s time once again for the bit that’s so popular thatRolandover at Salty Ham decided to swipe it for his own column. He did a nice job with it too, and he even gave us credit for it so the theft is acceptable. For the […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferOctober 25, 2005September 27, 2017Posted inyou are here?Leave a comment on You Are Here?

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