W.S.G. pointed us in the direction of the Rap Chop. Somebody took that Slap Chop infomercial, autotuned it, and made it into a rap. Steve laughed so hard at it. He says the Fight Network always plays the commercial for that thing, so it was really funny for him because he’d heard the real thing …
Monthly Archives: October 2009
Bus Bound For Nowhere
This really sucks. I just read that Greyhound is soon going to cut service to Manitoba and northwestern Ontario. It may also look at cutting service to Saskatchewan, Alberta, Yukon and the Northwest Territories. They say they don’t have enough money to cover those routes and want government help. The government, in true pass the …
Anton’s On The Radio
Our friend Anton who was in that play I talked about before just told us about a radio interview he participated in. Poor anton, poor, poor, nervous Anton. I think he was making the radio DJ work for her money. But when he warmed up, he was pretty funny. So listen to Anton. And Hey …
Putting the Kid in Kidney
There’s something about this story that has me envisioning an angry mob attacking this dude and taking his kidney by force. Mark Curcuru flashed a kid and masturbated in front of her, was convicted of the offense, is a registered sex offender, but he says he can’t go to jail because he’s giving his kidney …
Rearrange My Poker Face
Poker Face just won’t leave our main page. Now there’s an orchestral version! It was composed by a guy named Walt Ribeiro. This guy knows Jonathan Coulton and Weird Al. He just has to be cool! And…he arranged Poker Face into an orchestral piece. isn’t that cool enough on it’s own?
Never Smile, Or Piss, At A Crocodile
Oh my. We’re so getting a fake kidnapping tag. It’s happening. Today, it’s happening. I’m sure the first story this unknown man told about battling men who abducted him, getting shot, and getting thrown to ferocious crocodiles in Mexico was a hell of a lot more cool-sounding than what really happened which was…he drunkenly pissed …
Free All Music…At Least The Stuff We Can Get Somebody To Pay For
Free All Musicsounds like an interesting idea, but I’m not sure it has a chance for a number of reasons. For one thing, I have serious doubts that the company will be able to strike content deals with all of the major labels. It’s hard enough to get all of them on side when the …
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Hopefully I Won’t Have To Start A Def Leppard Concert Watch
At long last and with pretty much zero effort on my end, a replacement for theMother’s Day present Aerosmith show that was not to behas been found. Mom told me yesterday that Def Leppard was going to be in Hamilton on November 13th and she wanted to go, so I bought the tickets today. All …
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I’ll Be Back In A Minute, I’m Just Going To Run To The Bank For $40 And A Face Full Of Capsicum
Next time you decide to go out andattack a bank machine,be sure to bring a mask and goggles along to protect yourself fromthe pepper spraying you could potentially receive. South Africa’s Absa bank is currently trialing the face seasoning scheme in an effort to thwart criminals who tamper with the card slots to install skimming …
It’s…Interesting
I’m filing this one under things I never thought I’d hear, and perhaps under things I don’t need to hear again now that I’ve heard them once but am not completely offended by having heard them the first time. To get you in the spirit for…something, here’sNeil Diamond’s version of Adam Sandler’s Chanukah Song. If …
