I think Shawn P. Krieger has watched the Grinch movie too many times. What kind of prick steals a Salvation Army Kettle full of cash and pushes a volunteer? He hates Christmas does he? Well, I’m sure he’ll hate Christmas in jail even more.
Monthly Archives: November 2009
Big Brother, Got The Keys?
Hey there, gang of four bank robbers. It’s good to leave the bank with the money, but your keys also need to come out of the bank with you. If not, well, it’ll be a short trip to jail.
Baby Crazy
Sara Foss should meet with Theresa Winters. They seem to have a lot in common. Both have had 13 kids, with another on the way, and both seem to have the same determination to have more and more kids. Where Winters has had them all taken away, Foss just keeps poppin’ ’em out in the …
Crash Test Dectalk
Remember last night when I said I would stop talking about robot voices? Well…I can’t just yet. I found two more gems! Oh the internet is a gold mine I tell ya! First up is Dectalk singing Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash Test Dummies. Whenever it gos into the chorus, I can’t stop …
That’s Saying Actual Words?
Ok, I need to stop obsessing about all this old speech stuff. Remember the Echo sample I put up? Well, it came from a whole file full of early synth samples. Some of these, I can’t even understand. And some are amazingly clear. But they must have been made to do what they did by …
Twinkle Twinkle Great Big Net
Remember in that pile of singing synths, when I mentioned the Braille ‘N’ Speak singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star? Well, I found it! I used this device as my notetaker all through high school. It took me a couple of days of constant listening to even remotely comprehend this thing. Now it seems so easy …
Disturbing the Peace While Getting A Piece…
Remember our old buddies Caroline and Steve Cartwright? The noisy lovers who kept a partially deaf woman awake with their very, very, very loud bumpin’ and grindin’ and screamin’ and howlin’? Well, it looks like it’s not getting any better. I’d love to be a fly on the wall during this court case. I can’t …
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The Plants Are Sharper Than The Humans
The idea of a guy shooting down a saguaro cactus just for something to do kills me, especially when the cactus fell on the shooter, killing him. Ha ha ha David Grundman and James Joseph Suchochi, but especially David Grundman, who shot the cactus and died. Those things can weigh 8 tons. Do you really …
No Repeat Offending For That Kid…
Whatever you do, don’t piss off Jamar Pinkney Sr. If you do, he might shoot you in the head. Jamar Pinkney Jr. confessed to his mom that he had inappropriately touched his 3-year-old half sister. When she called his father, Pinkney Sr, he came right home, pistol whipped him, took him to a vacant lot, …
The Boy Who Cried Bomb
Hey there James Ronald Condren. If you’re going to say that your brother made all the false bomb threats for which you’re being tried, it’s probably not a good idea to make another false bomb threat right there.
