Story Time!

Last Updated on: 3rd July 2013, 05:58 pm

Yesterday while I was going through some of my old files trying to find something, I came across this old email a friend sent me and I thought I would share it with you all. This is such a great story.

My Mom has a friend who’s a nurse at Ajax/Pickering General Hospital. A 35-year-old man admitted himself early one evening and shyly explained to
the nurse that he had his vibrator lodged in his asshole and couldn’t get it out.
The nurse, who’s name is Lynn, informed the man that they’d have to wait until the batteries in the vibrator ran out, so it wouldn’t interfere with the machines during the operation.
Two hours later, [those vibrator batteries can last awhile I guess], the vibrations ceased and the guy was belly-down on the operating table. Doctors worked for forty-five minutes to dig into the depths of this screwball’s ass to extract the pleasure toy. When they finally got hold of the thing, and pulled it out, it turned out not to be a common vibrator at all. This adventurous, and completely disgusting loser had decided it would be fun to stick an electric Colgate toothbrush up his rectum!!
I don’t know if you have ever seen one of these toothbrushes, but they’re not small devices. He probably did some major damage to his bowels. At least his ass will be clean and white for awhile.
That’s not all: To top it all off, the frigging guy asked for the toothbrush back after it had been extracted from deep in his poo-hole! What a loser!
Needless to say, Lynn the nurse, who happens to have the same toothbrushes at home, hasn’t been able to brush her teeth since.
So I guess the moral of the story is one man’s clean asshole, is a woman’s dirty mouth.

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