Wow! I never know what people are going to choose to search for and come to our site. Ever since I wrote the post about the herbal king, we’ve had at least 5 searches for this king, some seeming to wonder if it is a scam. Let me save them some time and say, make …
Monthly Archives: March 2007
Ploughing Down the Stupid
Ok, any way you slice this story, it’s stupid. At 2:00 a.m., a bunch of people were milling around downtown looking for rides. They started banging on random vehicles asking if they’d give them a drive. Now here’s where it gets confusing. The radio said a woman pounded on the window of a pickup truck …
Sue! Sue! Yes I’m Gonna Sue!
I don’t quite know why this bugs me, but it does. Here’s a quick rundown of a story I just read in the Guelph Mercury. Old man gets on bus. Bus goes back into traffic before old man is seated, old man falls, breaks a hip, an arm and gets heavily bruised, old man can …
Wow, Just…Wow!
I mentioned earlier that it’s getting harder and harder for me to find things in the news that I truly consider weird. Well, that bar is about to be set even higher. Observe. A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, …
Wouldn’t You Give A Hand To A Friend?
Here’s an update on Ahmed Rashed, the guy who stole a human hand and gave it to a stripper friend of his as a gift. He has been sentenced to 15 months of probation and fined $5000. If he breaches the terms of his sentence, he could wind up spending up to 5 years in …
Fume Fume Rage Rage Spit Spit Sleep!
Ok, I think my lack of sleep has given me a little unexpected venom, which has unfortunately found its mark on three programs that pissed me off today in quick succession. Lets’ start with that stupid HP Software update thing. It comes up about once a month, but it doesn’t just come up, it comes …
Sleep? What’s that?
Really, someone should call me a waaambulance for this post. but I don’t care. I can’t sleep. It’s 3 in the morning. I wake up. Ever since I’ve gotten the doggy news, I’ve been lucky if I’ve slept past 4 a.m. For the first couple of nights, I understood why. I was excited. I had …
Why Can’t all Spam Be This Funny?
Every time I look at this, I start laughing again. I don’t know why I even read this message. It was in my spam folder, and something about the subject line caught my attention. I figured it was probably a steaming heap of bullshit, but I wanted to read it to make sure. Am I …
Barenaked Ladies Concerts Are Me
I really wanted to write this post a hell of a lot sooner, but I was either too tired to give it the coolness it deserved, or the guide dog stuff had taken over my brain. But I think now, the time is right. Hope I can do this justice. Back a while ago, under …
Dear Topper’s Pizza:
Thank you for persistently letting me know of your existence. I would like to inform you that you can stop now. I’m quite aware of your phone number, address, and that you deliver. Almost every time I check the mail, I find another fliar of yours touting your great pizza. Do you think that sheer …
