Go! To Sleep Airlines

It’s never explained in this article why they think pilots fell asleep while flying and overshot their destination. Come on! It was a 45-minute flight! Just imagine that voice recorder. Let’s hope it didn’t capture any z’s. All I can say, in this case at least, is thank god for autopilot. Then again, maybe it …

>I’d Rather Be In Jail Than In The Ground

>Here’s a piece of advice for women who have suicidal, homicidal x-boyfriends and the police tell you that if you call them one more time about him, they’ll arrest you both. If you really feel he’s going to kill you, go ahead and call. you’ll be in jail, but you’ll both be alive. god damn …

They’re Gonna Laugh When Everybody Hears, Your Name

This isn’t really interesting, only funny. I got a telemarketer call. It was a run of the mill call. After the regular short pause, a voice came on and said, “Hello. Is this Carin?” I answered. Then he said, “Hi Carin. My name is Sam Malone…” after that, I was a lost cause. I held …

Dear Anti-vandal – Please Put Your Hands Where I Can See ‘Em

61-Year-old Janusz Nowak of Sosnowiec, Poland, has had it with vandalism. To show his displeasure, he recently decided to send a message to his local hoods in the hopes that, I guess, they might just see the error of their ways and go out and get new hobbies. His message? “Dear Vandals – please stop …

More Awful Spam Marketing

Who in the name of the lord is going to buy penis enlargement products from somebody named Cecile Smallwood? I don’t plan on buying them from anybody, but if I were considering it, I think I’d want to speak with Brendan Monsterwang or Lance Cucumbercock over Cecile Smallwood. Come on guys, get your shit together …