It’s never explained in this article why they think pilots fell asleep while flying and overshot their destination. Come on! It was a 45-minute flight! Just imagine that voice recorder. Let’s hope it didn’t capture any z’s. All I can say, in this case at least, is thank god for autopilot. Then again, maybe it …
Monthly Archives: February 2008
>I’d Rather Be In Jail Than In The Ground
>Here’s a piece of advice for women who have suicidal, homicidal x-boyfriends and the police tell you that if you call them one more time about him, they’ll arrest you both. If you really feel he’s going to kill you, go ahead and call. you’ll be in jail, but you’ll both be alive. god damn …
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They’re Gonna Laugh When Everybody Hears, Your Name
This isn’t really interesting, only funny. I got a telemarketer call. It was a run of the mill call. After the regular short pause, a voice came on and said, “Hello. Is this Carin?” I answered. Then he said, “Hi Carin. My name is Sam Malone…” after that, I was a lost cause. I held …
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In The Mood For What?
Over the years I’ve heard the song In The Mood by Glenn Miller at least a few thousand times, but when it came on the radio today something occurred to me. Does anybody other than Glenn and maybe the rest of the orchestra actually know what he’s in the mood for? It’s kind of hard …
Dear Anti-vandal – Please Put Your Hands Where I Can See ‘Em
61-Year-old Janusz Nowak of Sosnowiec, Poland, has had it with vandalism. To show his displeasure, he recently decided to send a message to his local hoods in the hopes that, I guess, they might just see the error of their ways and go out and get new hobbies. His message? “Dear Vandals – please stop …
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Jail
There’s a new show on myNetworkTV, or at least we just newly discovered it. It’s called Jail. All it is is snippets of people being booked into, well, jail. Usually these folks are the kind of people you may have just seen on Cops getting scooped up. It’s a pretty enlightening show, and you see …
Play Ball!
Am I the only one who’s had more than an assful of all this steroids in baseball stuff? Seriously, doesn’t the United States Congress have anything better to do? The economy is in ruins, your world image has never been worse, 2 separate wars have gotten way beyond out of control, and all these imbeciles …
More Awful Spam Marketing
Who in the name of the lord is going to buy penis enlargement products from somebody named Cecile Smallwood? I don’t plan on buying them from anybody, but if I were considering it, I think I’d want to speak with Brendan Monsterwang or Lance Cucumbercock over Cecile Smallwood. Come on guys, get your shit together …
Just Because I Like To Help
19 Feb, Tue, 21:24:34Google:mushers secret where to buy in toronto It’s not *in* Toronto, but they’re a Canadian source. Try Canvasback Pet Supplies. Good luck in the search for Mushers’ Secret. I’ll never be without it in the winter again!
The Wow Starts…Uh-oh
It took me 3 years, but I’ve finally found a rebuttal to the oldHow Good Is A Mac video.Check it outhere.