This is made somewhat less funny by everything not burning completely to a crisp, but it’s still great. Fire destroys truck full of extinguishers Lancaster Township Fire Department was dispatched at 4:19 p.m for a vehicle fire at 1405 Wabank Road for a truck loaded with fire extinguishers and other firefighting equipment. The 1991 Ford …
Monthly Archives: July 2008
What A Range Of Responses
Ok, so let me get this straight. You are the parents of Karen Range. She is killed in your home by a door-to-door salesman. To be specific, she is stabbed to death so violently that her head is nearly severed. She also appears to have been raped. Back when this happened, the murderer was also …
Accused Bad Headline Suggester Found Guilty
I think thepoor writing in the Mercuryis starting to rub off on its readers. Thisis a letter to the editor from yesterday’s paper. Dear Editor – A large, bold headline on the front page of your July 24 edition prompts me to write this letter. “Accused baby killer was a ‘role model,’ ” it reads. …
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Another Reason Why Beatings Aren’t Always Bad
This is the second time in a week that I’ve seen a story like this one, and for the second time in a week I have to ask why there aren’t going to be criminal charges. If I were to do this would I not be charged with making a false report? Why should these …
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More Musical Videos With Unexpected Musical Instruments
Wow. Somehow, when I found that other oddly musical video, I missed this one! For some reason, I find this one more impressive, who knows why? All I know is someone’s played a lot of Mario Brothers. This one, on the other hand, leaves me going oh lord. I should be impressed, but it didn’t …
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Fuel For Anger
I hope they didn’t release this guys picture. If they did, he may get moare than he bargained for. Really, dude, is it a safe plan to scam people into getting you free gas at a time when gas is so expensive? In Texas? You were lucky you met four or five nice people who …
Floppy Wars
Wow. Um, I can’t imagine the shape this floppy disk is in now, but it sure made some fine music before dying. And whoever made it do that…um…should I call him/her talented, or a big loser? You be the judge.
Our New Mattress Has Demons In It!
We finally got a new mattress. woohoo! I don’t know why, but our old mattress, which wasn’t that old, started bothering Steve’s back, and then springs started coming through. Hmmm. I think it’s done its time. Anyway, we got a new one, and it’s pretty sweet. But ever since we got it, I appear to …
Guide Dog Grrr Moments
Here’s another one for the Joe Public is a total dumbass when it comes to guide dogs files. Yesterday, I was having a particularly difficult day walking. I don’t know why. Maybe it was too hot. Anyway, at one point, I stopped and pulled over to the grass to let Trixie have a wizz, because …
>Assault With A Deadly Tongue
>What a wacko. First he’s hitting cars and smashing beer bottles. Then, when they arrest him for public intoxication, Ryan Halverson ups his charges to felony assault of a public servant. What did he do? He licked the arresting officer’s face. No, leave that for the police dogs. Why would you do that? That’s just …
