Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
>A family from Vancouver recently returned home from vacation, only to find the house massively damaged by flooding. The cause?Some asshole stuck their garden hose through the mail slot in the front door and turned it on.Reports say that it was allowed to run for an entire day before somebody noticed what was happening and …
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New Cell Phone Risks Cause Panic Among Assholes A new medical report showing that excessive cell phone use may increase the risk of cancer has sparked widespread fear among the nation’s assholes, prominent assholes confirmed today. For years, America’s assholes have talked relentlessly on their cell phones — while waiting on supermarket lines, sitting on …
Just a quick heads-up that we’re making changes to the site again. If you’ve ever checked out the archives, you’ve probably noticed that they look a bit different than things do now. I’m talking mostly about how post titles are formatted now as opposed to the old days. Well, we’re working on changing that, and …
Ever find yourself in the mood to jerk off but not in the mood for all of that pesky physical effort? Is your favourite hand broken and you’re not good at switch hitting? Do you have a spare 60 bucks lying around that you wouldn’t mind dropping on useless crap? If you answered yes to …
This looks like it could have the potential to be kind of neat. The site of the Orwell Prize has a copy of George Orwell’s diaries which he wrote from 1938 to 1942, and is going to publish them in blog-form starting on Saturday. Apparently, there are some pretty mundane details in here, but some …
What the hell? Because Peter Tubic didn’t pay parking violations for having no license plate on his car, violations that grew from $50 to $2600, the city is going to foreclose on his house, even though the house is paid for, and he’s been paying property taxes. I could maybe understand them taking the car, …
I can’t put my finger on why exactly The Retarded Policeman is so funny, but I’ve watched 4 episodes now and all but one has had me cracking up. I think part of the reason it’s so great is that they’re using an actual Down syndrome patient who is willingly and knowingly participating and people …
Why? *holds face* Why? *flinches at the thought* Why make a b..b…bee beard? For christ’s sake, if you get the urge to wear 3.8 pounds of bees on your face, seek professional help. It is amazing that he only got stung twice after wearing his bee beard for 45 minutes.
Why do people bother to listen to astrologers? According to astrology expert Raymond Lo, the number 8 is good. No, bad! no, good! Well, I guess I shouldn’t laugh, since astrology seems to be about as reliable as scientific studies.
Ever since I heard about geocaching in detail, I had two thoughts: “neat!” and “bad idea!” For those who don’t know, geocaching is this weird treasure hunt deal where people hide little boxes in out of the way places all over the country and then post their GPS coordinates on websites. Then people download those …