Not Suitable For The Job

Hey Darren Mirren! What the hell were you thinking suing an employer when it was you who couldn’t get your dumb ass to the interview? You were offered about, oh, a million more chances than your average applicant. When you didn’t show up, they called you at home. You said you couldn’t find the office, …

>A Prisoner of Flawed Logic

>Here’s a comfort for those heading over to do a tour of duty in Iraq. You’re safer there than working as a federal prison guard. Why? Because guards there aren’t even given non-lethal weapons or protective vests. Jose Rivera survived two tours of duty in Iraq, only to be stabbed to death by two inmates. …

Rest In Peace, Shamu

Get ready for the latest and greatest from the fucksticks at PETA. I was not aware of this until right now, but apparently all of the SeaWorld parks could be up for sale because ofthe sale of Anheuser-Busch to InBev.And if there’s going to be a sale, guess who says they’ve found a backer to …

Matt Struggles to Understand Human Interaction

Good Day to you all! I recently received a friend request on Facebook from someone who attended the same high school as me. I probably spoke 9 words to this person in the entire time we were at the same school, and haven’t heard from them since (about 6 years) and now out of the …

Brain Dump

Well, I’m tired. I didn’t sleep much last night. So I’m hoping this random pile of stuff will make me burn out so maybe I’ll catch a nap. For people who were wondering, I’m doing ok. There are times when I climb the rollercoaster hill and I’m at the top, like when I manage to …