Hey Darren Mirren! What the hell were you thinking suing an employer when it was you who couldn’t get your dumb ass to the interview? You were offered about, oh, a million more chances than your average applicant. When you didn’t show up, they called you at home. You said you couldn’t find the office, …
Monthly Archives: August 2008
Wel Wel Well, A Chip Off The Old Cock!
What’s funnier? Is it that a long-lost father and son both ended up in the sexual predators’ wing of a Scottish jail, or that the jail is called Peterhead Jail? All joking aside, they sound like a sick pair.
>A Prisoner of Flawed Logic
>Here’s a comfort for those heading over to do a tour of duty in Iraq. You’re safer there than working as a federal prison guard. Why? Because guards there aren’t even given non-lethal weapons or protective vests. Jose Rivera survived two tours of duty in Iraq, only to be stabbed to death by two inmates. …
WebVisum Update
I figure I should say this, since I raved about WebVisum so much. Now, they’ve sort of locked it down. To prevent spammers from signing up and cracking captchas, you have to be invited by someone who’s already registered. So…to anybody who I know who might want a WebVisum account, just ask me and I’m …
Break A Leg, Dude
Scott Listemann, the guy I made fun of back in July for losing his leg while skydiving has a new one now and is back in business.He’s not sure how the old one fell off, and doesn’t seem to think that hurtling towards the earth at breakneck speed had anything to do with it. Seriously …
Did Anybody See Him Do It?
I have 1 question aboutJohn R. Herdmann and his condom theft,and no, it’s not about why a guy would go to all the trouble of busting up his SUV just for a couple pakcs. What I’m curious about is how he managed to do what the article says he did. Police identified him as the …
Rest In Peace, Shamu
Get ready for the latest and greatest from the fucksticks at PETA. I was not aware of this until right now, but apparently all of the SeaWorld parks could be up for sale because ofthe sale of Anheuser-Busch to InBev.And if there’s going to be a sale, guess who says they’ve found a backer to …
Matt Struggles to Understand Human Interaction
Good Day to you all! I recently received a friend request on Facebook from someone who attended the same high school as me. I probably spoke 9 words to this person in the entire time we were at the same school, and haven’t heard from them since (about 6 years) and now out of the …
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Brain Dump
Well, I’m tired. I didn’t sleep much last night. So I’m hoping this random pile of stuff will make me burn out so maybe I’ll catch a nap. For people who were wondering, I’m doing ok. There are times when I climb the rollercoaster hill and I’m at the top, like when I manage to …
Blind Corps
I got an interesting email that I think deserves a post. I did a bit of googling, and nothing nasty comes up to say that it’s a scam or the founders aren’t to be trusted or whatever, so here goes. Dear Friends and Family: First thank you again for any and all support that you …