This one should have been up a lot sooner, but it happened before we were following the trend of people humping things. So, now that we are, here’s Verle Dills, who likes to get goin’ with stop signs. Well, stop signs, other road signs, and trees too. And he videotapes it.
Monthly Archives: August 2008
Blaze Allah
Wow. It looks like God Lucky Howard has been trumped. Now, arrested on drug charges is Almighty Supremebeing Allah. Gee, Mr. Allah, you don’t seem very supreme right now.
Riding The Pine…No, Make That The Steel
I think it’s as hard for us to resist stories about the things people will try to fuck as it is for them to resist trying to fuck them. So in that spirit, here’s the story of a 41-year-old man from Hong Cong known only as Xing. Feeling lonely, he decided to try his luck …
Britain Gives Me More Reasons To Be Sick!
Wo, let me get this straight. In Britain, it is unacceptable to sell kiwi fruit that is a millimetre too small, but hospitals can be crawling with bugs and hardly anything is said. Magots in patients’ slippers? Ug!
Georgia On My Mind
If you’ve been paying attention to the news lately, you’ve probably heard that Russia and Georgia are currently at war. Understandably this has a lot of people very worried, including, and I bet you know where this is going,many residents of the former Soviet republic of Atlanta. This would normally be the part where I …
>Step right UP And Be The Next To Slap Me!
>Wow. I’ve gone to one of those guess your age booths, and won a prize, but I never would have slugged the guy when he got it wrong. But apparently it happens all the time. If I were a guesser and that happened all the time, I’d be looking for a new…profession? Hobby? I don’t …
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J.P. Screws His Own Team… I Guess.
So… Here’s something from the “I’m A Classless Ass” File for your dinner-hour enjoyment. A few weeks ago J.P. Ricciardi, GM of the Toronto Blue Jays called up rookie pitcher, Scott Richmond, to fill as the 5th starter for the team as injuries had cost the Jays a few players and current 5th starter, Jesse …
>Newsflash, You’re Busted
>Wow. This woman could be outsmarted by a puppy. Let’s do a quick review. This woman, who is going by the name of “Bernann McKinney, decides to pay some scientists in Korea a bunch of bucks to clone Booger, her dead pit bull. Aside: People, name your dogs better things than Booger andPooper! Anyway, the …
>Um, Where Are My Clothes? Why Am I In This Cell?
>At least this wasn’t how our drunken neighbour found himself. I don’t know how Steve would have felt if he reached out to help the guy and discovered the guy had no clothes on. And at least he didn’t hurl on our floor.
>A Different Boob-Inspector
>Nice try, bud, but I’m relieved it didn’t work. Maybe the only reason it didn’t was his fake business card had no name. A guy came into a porn shop and demanded sex videos for free because he was a police detective and wanted to verify the ages of the participants…yeah, that’s it. It didn’t …