Last Updated on: 27th August 2015, 06:28 pm
I would never have thought a spork would be considered a deadly weapon. Never in a million years. I can barely spear food with one, and food’s already dead! But apparently Peter Albert used one to try to rob a guy of his watch. I guess he didn’t succeed, stabbed the guy with the spork, and then ran off, leaving lots of KFC products at the scene. what a wacko, but even wackier is that the spork was considered deadly, and that the reporter felt the need to explain what a spork was, and repeatedly use the words “spoon-fork hybrids” in the story. It makes the flimsy little plastic things seem so…so…sophisticated!