Somewhat perhaps maybe kinda ok idea: Flagging down a police officer and asking for a ride to the nearest town.Poor idea: Doing so by flipping the officer the bird.You’re pretty stupid and should probably refrain from coming up with ideas:Doing the above while carrying 2 stolen credit cards, an iPod charger and a GPS unit. …
Monthly Archives: May 2010
>Michel Bérubé: C’est Très Bon.
>You know, I went to this little concert 8 days ago, and I’m only getting around to writing about it now. Oh well, better late than never I guess. As I’ve said a couple of times, I organize a group of people who want to practice their French. Somebody noticed that a French singer named …
How Many Fools Does It Take To Write A Bad Cheque? That Depends, Are We Talking English Or French?
If your plan for scoring yourself some easy cash involves creating a fake federal government cheque and then trying to cash it, it is always wise to make sure thatthe amounts you write out in English and French are what they’re supposed to be. This important detail was overlooked by an unidentified 36-year-old man who …
Never An Adult Moment Is Always A Good Album
To celebrate what would have been our 11th anniversary if we didn’t have that little break in the middle, Steve bought me another Lizards album from HMV Digital. Ooo I love the Lizards! I squealed when I saw it in my email. So, the one he got me was Never An Adult Moment, released in …
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Semple Minds Make Other Minds Churn
I swear sometimes Steve sends me stuff just to see what I’ll do. He saw this whining letter to the editor, and fired it in my direction. I’m sure he enjoyed watching what happened. In case the letter ever disappears, here is its contents. People are just whining about poor bus service After reading a …
No Talking In The Park!
Steve found an article in the CNIB’s version of the Guelph Mercury that’s just weird. I can’t find it on the site, but here it is. Information on suspicious man sought by police as precaution City police are urging residents to be wary of a man approaching people. Police received several complaints recently of people …
>That Name’s Gonna Spell Embarrassment
>You know how you hear about some women hyphenating their names? Well, here are some examples of hyphenations that were really really bad ideas, and perhaps should have been thought through before they became legal. In case anyone has trouble with the slide show, here we go. Traylor – HookerHardy – HarrPoore – SappLooney – …
I Think It Might Be Their Time To Quit
You know you’re way too into smoking when you figure out how to escape from prison, do so with apparent ease, find a store, steal a wack of cigarettes from it and thenuse your escape hatch to get back into the jail you had just broken out of. Believe it or not, somebody really did …
Fortune-Taker
Here comes another bad psychic similar to Sylvia Mitchell. This one’s ploy kinda makes me laugh. Apparently, Nancy Marks managed to convince a bunch of, well, marks, I guess, to hand over large amounts of cash because money is evil, so she should take it and make it suffer. Excuse me? And people fell for …
Some Things Just Shouldn’t Be Automated.
I just saw a video of something called the Robospanker. I’m sure the intentions are probably some kind of sex game, but I’m getting horrible visions of what this thing could cause when in the wrong hands. I know anything can do harm when in the wrong hands, but this sounds like it would be …
