I Don’t Know A Lot About Geometry, But This Teacher Is Obtuse.

Here comes Ann with another doozer. And here I thought the guy who wrote out the alternate meaning for change was bad. Oh, I have something far worse. An unnamed teacher in Alabama thought he had a new way of teaching parallel lines and angles in his geometry class. At what angle would you have …

Would You Like Prison Time With That?

I think Melanese Reid has some serious anger issues. Yeah, it sucks when the person at the drive-through gets your order wrong. But ya don’t try to slap him and then run into the restaurant and chase him around trying to shoot him with a stun gun. All this over some mustard and mayo? Seriously? …

They Cleaned Them Out Alright.

I can see having people on probation work off their fines by cleaning a courthouse. But if you’re doing that, you’d better have pretty good supervision and cameras that are either monitored or recording. Otherwise, 2 43-inch TV’s may walk out with the cleaning crew. That’s what the Lowell Superior Court discovered. There are two …

They Got the Smash Part Down…

Here’s a pair of guys who were not meant to be burglars. They broke into a nail salon to steal a 42-inch TV, but couldn’t get it out of its brackets. So they left. The salon-owner repaired the door, only to have the pair return a night later and fail to get the TV out …

Looks Like We’re Going To Have To Learn The Words Again

Gordon Lightfoot hasdecided to change some of the words to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald after seeing a documentary called Dive Detectives which claims that the ship’s sinking might not have been due to open hatches as the official records show, but rather to a rogue wave that could have been strong enough to …

A Cool Piece Of Blue Jays History: Audio Of Their First Home Run

I’m not sure exactly where this came from, but I’m glad it’s here. This is audio of Tom Cheek’s call of the first ever home run in Toronto Blue Jays history.It was hit by Doug Ault on april 7th, 1977, the Blue Jays home opener. Ault hit 2 homers that day, helping the Jays to …

Finally Some News Worth Watching

This is pretty cool. The Onionisgetting its own show on the Independent Film Channel.The show will be called Onion News Network which I assume means it will be similar to the videos that are already posted online under that name, and will begin airing next year. “It just seems to us, CNN, Fox News and …

A Couple Of Late So Longs

I want to take a second to mention a couple of deaths that I’ve been meaning to post about but haven’t for one reason or another. First isFess Parker,most famous for playing the roles of Davey Crockett and Daniel Boone. He was 85. My dad really loved both characters and watched them whenever he could, …