Dear Customer: Someone Wishes To Send You Some Crap. Allow?

Amazon has been awardeda pretty interesting patent.It’s for a system that would allow people to exchange gifts that are coming their way via the company for something else before they even ship out, saving the recipient the hassle of returning them later. Amazon specifically cites a fictional “Aunt Mildred.” In the example, the recipient identifies …

Identity Crisis

What’s with all these people giving bad false names? First up, we have Jonothan Ray Gonsalez, who used the name Timothy Michael Koop Jr instead of his own. The problem was that man was wanted too. I guess he only had one warrant, whereas Gonsalez had 3, but still, one warrant will take you to …

I’m Sure It Had Lots Of Sauce

There’s a little story that staff at Hudson, Michigan will be embarrassed about for a while. A woman at a stop light noticed something odd about what was going on inside a city vehicle. There was Steve Hartsel, the city manager, but he appeared to be masturbating, and exposing himself to her. When she called …

Crying Wolf Makes Others Snarl

As technology evolves, the means to communicate with each other become increasingly sophisticated. But will these means ever be sufficient to breach the gaps between us? Or will they only serve to pull us further apart? Outer Limits, Season 2, episode 10. Excuse me if what I’m about to write doesn’t make any sense. But …

Ahh, Sugar Sugar

It’s a well known fact that guys will beat off to almost anything at any time in any place, but there’s still something strange about the place being a British public library and thethingbeing the autobiography of politician and businessman Lord Alan Sugar. An anonymous source who witnessed the man masturbating told The Sun: “He …

Apparently, We’re All Spaced Out!

Well, almost four years ago, I asked the question two spaces or one after a period? It appears that today I got my answer. According to this Slate article, the consensus is one space, goddamn it, and stop with the two spaces already! At least I have an explanation. I guess two spaces were needed …

Relations Between The 2 Had Become Chili In Recent Times

Here it is, first food feud of the new year. And boy oh boy are we starting off with a bang…er maybe that should be astab to death. Brunswick Sheriff Brian Roberts says 34-year-old Tiffany Harrison stabbed her husband, 28-year-old William Harrison, after a fight over the beans he brought home from the store. “She …