I’d love to know where Hubert Blackman has been living for, I dunno, his entire life. Somehow, he has not figured out that prostitution is illegal, so if you get ripped off by a prostitute, the cops aren’t going to help you, and suing probably won’t work either. You can tell that he’s filing this …
Monthly Archives: January 2011
Croco-Dial
I’m easily amused. The image of a cellphone-swallowing crocodile whose stomach won’t stop ringing makes me giggle. Equally amusing is the lady whose phone he swallowed wanting her sim card back. Lady, your phone went down the hatch of acroc! Even if they could get your sim card back, all data is probably lost. Maybe …
Snow Blower
Leo J. Powers was definitely creative in avoiding work. Everyone hates to shovel snow, right? Well, Powers decided he wasn’t gonna do it. How would he deal with the snow? Why, make a bomb and blow up the snobanks, of course. Well now he’s in a whole bunch of trouble because the cops were alerted …
Signs Point To Drunk
So let me get this straight, Shane Woelke. You were drunk, and this wasn’t the first time. You hit some street signs. You decided that you should probably hide the evidence, so put them in the back of your car. But then you couldn’t manage to get off the road before passing out? You couldn’t …
There’s An Urn At The Bottom Of The Lake…
Remember how I thought it would be next to impossible to recover ashes from a lake? It’s easier than I thought. It looks like they found almost all the ashes. They’re just looking for the ashes of one of the woofs and the urn.
Aaaa! There’s A Moron On The Loose!
I wonder if Joseph Moron and Bryan Scott Moron are related. Well, one of them only ended up being a drunken fool, while the other one sounds like quite the vicious individual. Well, I can’t blame him for being a little bitter. Can you imagine having the last name Moron? Imagine the jokes, the ridiculing. …
And…She Took Off Her Pants?
Here’s an interesting one for ya. We’ve talked about lots of drunks with neglected babies. We’ve talked about drunks driving into snow drifts. But I don’t think we’ve ever talked about a drunken mom who drove her car into a snow drift, got out of it and then took off her pants. Yeah ok. In …
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Here’s something chuckleworthy. A bunch of people on my Twitter list were talking about finding a new tune for the alphabet. In response, one of them gave us this. It made me chuckle because in typing lessons, we would have to write the alphabet out, and I did some typing lessons on the old apple, …
Mmm…Dead People
It looks like there’s a bit of an update to the story of the cremated remains-snorters. Not only did they snort the ashes, they ate some of them thinking they were crushed pills. Hmmm. I wonder if any of these geniuses nibbled on mysterious blue cubes as children. An additional weird detail is police divers …
How I’m Feeling And Some Wrestling Stuff
I can’t believe I’m actually going to try to write something. Sure I’ve written a few quick posts here and there in the last week or so, but nothing huge that requires boatloads of effort and concentration. This may kill me, but here goes. The main point of this post is going to be a …
