Well…that was not the most pleasant experience. So I got the old interface back for now. That was about six different kinds of blech. I also sent Blogger some not so nice feedback about their utter disregard for accessibility and how they may be forcing me to kick them to the curb. So…here’s the scoop …
Monthly Archives: April 2012
This Is New Blogger…lookin’ pretty sucky
Hmmm…Is this the post body? I guess we’ll find out when I post.Sorry for the boring test, I just have heard that this interface is completely inaccessible for folks with screen readers. It looks pretty yucktastic, but maybe I can make it sing and dance.Hopefully this isn’t the last post you ever see from this …
A Few Fun Practical Jokes
If you’re looking for new and fun ways to mess with somebody and need some ideas, perhaps some of these may be to your liking. I’ve used the sneeze one before, it’s almost always fun.
Does The K-E Stand For Killing Everyone?
I’ll admit it. I could stand to lose a few pounds. A few more than a few, to be completely honest. But if this is what I’d have to resort to to do it, I’ll happily remain my jolly, slightly doughy self. Brides-to-be looking to shed that final 10, 15 or 20 pounds in order …
Goodbye, Dick Clark
I guess Dick Clark really does age after all. According to all sorts of reports, he suffered a massive heart attack this morning and died at the age of 82. Dick Clark was another one of those broadcasters that you don’t see much of anymore. The type who could host pretty well anything and seem …
Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza: The Kind Of Thing Hell Is Made Out Of
I heard about this last week and have been trying to keep myself from machine gunning harf pellets out my mouth and nose ever since. Pizza Hut is unleashing a horrid sounding concoction on the people of the United Kingdom. People who, aside from being responsible for some astoundingly head slappingly ridoncubonk health and safety …
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Guitar Pee
A lot of the world’s most famous and best loved music was made by drunk people, but I’m not sure the creations that will result from Guitar Pee will quite stack up to the timeless music of generations. Guitar Pee is exactly what you think it sounds like. It’s an interactive urinal that allows you …
Who’s More Crooked: The Bank, Or The Government That Allows The Bank To Exist
There’s an old joke that asks how you know when a politician is lying. The answer, as you may have heard, is when his lips are moving. Yes there are honest and well-intentioned people in politics, I know that. There have to be. This many people throughout so much history can’t be this dishonest and …
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Levon Helm’s Last Waltz
Well, so much for posting that Levon Helm video to break up the sadness yesterday. Talk about timing. Around the same time I was putting that up, this was happening. “Levon is in the final stages of his battle with cancer,” says the note. “Please send your prayers and love to him as he makes …
A Post To Break Up The Sadness And Kinda Sorta Wish A Friend Good Luck
I disappeared for a few days and then came back with two posts full of sadness. Sadness is part of life, but we can’t be sad all the time. So to lighten the mood, here’s a video of Levon Helm being awesome. I would also like to take a moment to wish Ro and her …
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