You know that home invasion trick where you realize that the cops are on their way so you convince one of your victims to tie you up and say that you’re a victim too? Yeah, that works about as well as everyone smarter than you would expect. As police and SWAT units arrived, one suspect …
Monthly Archives: January 2014
Heath Campbell Is Still Hitlering It Up
Remember Heath Campbell, the charming Nazi fellow? Apparently he’s still in the business of having kids and saddling them with Hitler-related names. He’s now up to 9 of them with 5 different women, believe it or not. His latest, Eva Lynn Patricia Braun Campbell, was taken away from him in November. “They kidnapped her,” said …
Who’s Going To Fix This?
SUV crashes into Colleyville collision repair shop The GMC Yukon crashed into the Lone Star Collision repair in the 6800 block of Colleyville Blvd. of Colleyville on Wednesday after hitting a sedan. Colleyville police believe alcohol and speed were a factor in the accident. The driver was taken into custody and though a name hasn’t …
Muggers, Much Like The Rest Of The World, Don’t Want A Windows Phone
I’m hardly the person to be telling anyone what sorts of electronics to use, but when muggers are taking your phone, deciding it’s not worth the effort and giving it back, it might be time for an upgrade. Then again, maybe you’ve got the right idea because you get to leave with what you came …
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Kill Them With Kindness. But If That Fails, That’s What The Gun Is For
It’s become a pretty common lament that good customer service is getting harder and harder to find. Gone, say many, are the days when a friendly disposition and a few well placed pleases and thank yous would get you what you were after even when the old shopkeep insisted it wasn’t possible. But while there …
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Bill Hicks’ Nearly Lost 1993 Late Show With David Letterman Performance
This is really cool, and one of the reasons why when I’m actually up watching a late night talkshow, it’s always Letterman. Bill Hicks performed on his show many times during his career, but for some reason, Dave had an appearance he made in late 1993 removed from the show, never to be seen. As …
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The January Blaw
It’s a new year, and it’s time for a few new words from Gill. I wish somebody would sign me up for a vodka of the month club, by the way. Have you ever heard of The January Thaw? It’s that thing when the mercury creeps up, and you think spring is on it’s way? …
I Know It’s Obvious, But 1984 Is How Old?
So…are you guys ready to feel really freakin old? Van Halen’s 1984 album was released 30 years ago today. Yeah, I kind of jumped a little and did some quick math, too. You’re not alone. Don’t worry. We’ll be ok. Just breathe. Speaking of Jump, man did I ever love that song as a 4-year-old …
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World’s Fastest Guitarist?
Assuming there’s no digital trickery at work here which I will since I trust the source, wholly freaking crap. That is all. Fastest Guitarist In The World , Vahid Iran Shahi
Sorry, I’m All Tide Up Right Now
There are a lot of things that can present problems for people at this time of year. Eating too much, drinking too much, spending too much, traveling too much, getting stuck in washing machines too much…wait, what was that last one? Naked Aussie Freed From Washer With Olive Oil The 20-year-old man, identified only as …