United Breaks Dignity

Oh United, will you never learn? A United passenger with cerebral palsy was forced to crawl from his airplane to the gate when the airline’s staff took away a special wheelchair needed for just such a case, reports the Los Angeles Times. D’Arcee Neal was on a flight from San Francisco and urgently needed to …

Somebody Has Finally Figured Out How To Sell You Songs From The Concert You’re At

This sounds like it has a lot of potential. Imagine you’re at a concert of one of your favorite bands, and they pull out a deep cut from an early album that feels like a gift just for you. Then they bring a special guest up on the stage or play a mind-blowing cover of …

Living In A Screw You Wonderland

This is pretty great. Musician Jim Keyes decided to record himself singing Winter Wonderland and post it on YouTube because hey, Christmas. Warner Music decided to enforce its copyright and have it taken down because hey, they are asshats. Keyes decided fuck that noise, and recorded himself singing a parody song all about how those …

I’m Tea Party Yes I’m The real Party All The Hate And Racism Is Thick And It’s Hearty

I haven’t subjected myself to watching any of the Republican presidential debates because there are levels of stupidity that can short circuit even my brain, but after watching one of them transformed into a rap song through the magic of somebody’s crazy editing skills, I feel like I’m all caught up. This might be largely …