It’s Not Fan Food, It’s I Feel Fat Food

We live dangerously close to a Dairy Queen, so sometimes we get blizzards. For a while, we used to get the blizzards of the month, but then they took those away and brought in these Royal blizzards. That was the closest I could get, they don’t have their own page, but they do have their …

Dish, Now With Accessible Set-Top Boxes

Dish has jumped into the adding accessibility features to our boxes market and is now offering text to speech and other features on its Hopper 3, Hopper 2 and Wally receivers. Judging from the demo video up top, they did a pretty decent job for a first release. If Dish is available in your area …

The Trump White House Sounds Like Every Bit The Bumbling, Miserable Mess You thought It Would Be

There’s a lot going on here including the major takeaway that the holy shit, we might have to start acting like responsible adults in charge of running something kind of important reality may be beginning to set in, but for me, the most important part of this New York Times story on the early days …

Chatham-Kent’s Top 10 Silliest Police Calls Of 2016

Going through some old news stories and found this list of the top 10 silliest calls received by Chatham-Kent police in 2016. I had no idea the place was so weird. 10. Police were called and asked about deliveries of the London Free Press to specific neighbourhoods. 9. A caller told Emergency Communication his wife’s purse had …

He Shared His Crime With The Camera, Which The Police Like

I have to wonder if Dale Tice was even trying when he aledgedly decided fuck it, I’m gonna rob this here pawn shop. According to an incident report, Tice went into The Hock Shop on Cobb Parkway about 4:30 p.m. Monday to pawn a $5 ratchet. Just like with any pawn shop purchase, he gave …

Her Bad Behaviour Would Come Back And Bite Her On The Ass If Only It Could

Criminals leave dumb things at crime scenes all the time, but I can’t remember the last time one of them forgot a set of teeth. Lake County Sheriff’s deputies were responding to reports of a suspicious person trying to break into homes when they encountered 31-year-old Lindsey Jean Stanley-McShane, according to an arrest affidavit. “She …

It Might Be Ok That Orton Won The Rumble, Seth And Triple H Is A Terrible Storyline And Other Wrestling Thoughts

Not much to say before we get into the wrestling aside from I hope you all celebrated Carin’s birthday yesterday with vast quantities of merriment and that this winter is pretty weird. Most of January felt like a slightly cooler version of spring and this weekend, which is right around mid February, they’re calling for …