And now, Brother Brad is here to tell you how to make vegan bacon in case that’s a thing you’d like to do for some reason. It seems that a Brainiac named Johan Lundstrom, in some basement lab somewhere has come up with something they’re calling vegan bacon If the very mention of the word …
Monthly Archives: February 2017
Happy National Your Jumpy Ass Just Got Popped For Drugs Day
Dear Nameless Criminal: Next time the police see you holding a popcorn maker box and playfully wish you a happy National Popcorn Day, try playing it cool. Chances are it would work out much better than the alternative. A man was spotted beside the street holding a popcorn maker box by officers on patrol. They …
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United Breaks Pilots
Ok, so this broken seems to have been caused by life and the world in general, but this tag has a theme, in case you haven’t noticed. An unidentified United Airlines pilot caused a two hour delay and perhaps more than one bowel evacuation when she boarded a flight, grabbed the microphone and started chatting …
United Breaks Baggage Handlers
To be fair he was unharmed so I suppose they didn’t break him per se, but they certainly could have since while baggage is meant to fly in the cargo hold, the same isn’t generally true of its handlers. A baggage handler was locked inside an airplane’s cargo area during a 1.5-hour flight from North …
Send Me Your…
Carin and I don’t generally send these sorts of texts to each other, but if we did, I imagine this is how it would end. A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text; “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are …
24 Ridiculous Lawsuits
A lot of good stuff here, most of which isn’t on the blog for one reason or another. There are even a few I don’t remember ever hearing about at all.
Have Your Say On A Newly-Forming Canadians With Disabilities Act, And Do It Soon!
I meant to write this, and do this, a while ago, but well…better late than never. The federal government is trying to build a Canadians with Disabilities Act similar to the ADA I think. They want our input. Because I’m lame, I’m only putting this up a week before the public consultation period closes. So, …
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Wind Up Your Radio…
I have a friend who claims I know a song for every occasion. She claims that she could say to me that she had the weirdest day, she tripped over the laundry basket and got trampled by a dog, and I would say I knew a song about just that chain of events. I don’t, …
When I Say “Grandpa”, You Say “Bot”
I love technology, but I don’t like the idea of using it as a cure for loneliness. But a lot of people are getting this idea, and designing gadgets for people who spend too much time alone, like seniors and young single people, but especially seniors. First up is Hasbro’s companion robot golden retriever. They …
I Take On This Same Train Every Week
I saw this a few months ago but kept forgetting to post it…which is a terrible oversight since it has two themes we looove: people having close calls with trains, and the idea that something crazy happened to a person again, and it’s mentioned in the headline. It says here that at the beginning of …