Thinking About Changing Our Email Notifications

It might be news to a lot of you, but yes, we do have email notifications. We set them up through Feedburner years ago when we were still on Blogger and they’re still working to this day. A few people even still get them. We haven’t gone out of our way to promote them since …

Um? Is That A Good Noise Or A Bad Noise?

I saw this video on Facebook a bit ago, and I’m sure my mom wishes she could have shown me this before we first flew, because when we did, I was constantly going “What’s that sound? That one? That one? Does that one mean the same as that one? Or that? What about that?” My …

Here’s Something Interesti…Hey, Want An Email? Do ya? Do Ya Huh? I’ll Bet You Want An Email!

Sometimes it doesn’t happen for a while and I forget how much I hate it, but then it happens twice in ten minutes and all of a sudden I want to slap someone…repeatedly…with a shovel. Dear website people: I like newsletters. I subscribe to several of them. But you know what I don’t like? At …

What Kind Of Clown Comes Up With A Story Like That?

There is exactly one believable thing about the story Philip Moreton told when caught trying to smuggle a cell phone into a maximum security prison via drone. I bet he really did drink that litre of vodka. The 33-year-old was heard rustling in the undergrowth after prison officers chased the 70mph drone away from the …

The Gun, Unlike His Brain, Did Not Contain Blanks

Judge says he ‘never heard of something that breathtakingly stupid in my life’ in father’s shooting of son If this is the stupidest thing his honor has ever heard he must be either sheltered or new, but this is pretty dumb, I’m not gonna lie. As his son approached him, Voight yelled, “Rafael, tell me …

TV Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

If you had just gotten that out of your head, I’m sorry. If you clicked play and then said to yourself “what in the hell is this?”, congratulations on not having been around a child in the last four years. And if you’re at your wits’ end, praying to your deity of choice that the …