John Dupuy has a strange way of entertaining his neighbours. One night, he decided to have some fun with himself in his own home. The only trouble was he did this while lying on a table near a window with a well-positioned reading lamp. Yuck! I guess cops could see him from the sidewalk. Looks …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
If You Plan To Run, Don’t Get Run Over
I have to wonder. Did Jona Zeigler go to the LaKeitha Watson-Atkinson getaway driving school? If she did, she learned quite well. Police decided to have a chat with her because she had warrants. She wasn’t the biggest fan of that, so she drove away, then got out of her car to run. The only …
He Stops The Killings But Starts The Beatings.
So here’s an irony for ya. Warren Jackson, an anti-violence speaker for a group called “We Stop The Killings”, was arrested for domestic battery. Hmmm. That’ll probably make his speeches a little less motivational, especially for his wee little kid who saw him smacking the woman around in the back of his car. I love …
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I Guess It was Beyond Help From Tuning
Thanks Ann for this one. Now that’s just weird. Suddenly, out in the middle of Biscayne Bay, there’s a piano! Nobody knows how it got there, all they know is someone placed it on a sand bar at the highest point to make sure it doesn’t go under at high tide. How the hell could …
Sign The Card For Bernard
Well, this January is continuing to scrape the bottom of the barrel of sucktitude for way too many people. I just received the following message. Dear All, It has recently come to the attention of me that Bernard who tirelessly has worked on our communities behalf through his efforts with Solona.net has fallen ill… the exacting …
Where’s My Remote Control?
We have yet another case of some numbnut using a lighter as a light source…and starting an inferno. This one was the 19-year-old son of Karen Rhine. He couldn’t find the remote control, and it was under his bed. So, he thought a lighter could provide the needed light. Oh boy did it provide light, …
Fountain Of Stupid
We now have a name for the texting chick who fell into the fountain. It’s Cathy A. Cruz Marrero, and she’s suing the mall security for releasing her video to YouTube. The funny part is she would have been completely unidentifiable from the video, but she started demanding apologies and suing over it. But she …
Grandpa Got Run Over By His Blood Alcohol Level
Here’s a little note. If you’re going to take your year and a half-old grandson for a stroll, especially along a highway, do it sober, please. If you’re too drunk, you might just pass out beside the stroller, next to the highway. And here’s another little side note. When police ask you what’s wrong, a …
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He’ll Get Screwed In Court Too.
I’d love to know where Hubert Blackman has been living for, I dunno, his entire life. Somehow, he has not figured out that prostitution is illegal, so if you get ripped off by a prostitute, the cops aren’t going to help you, and suing probably won’t work either. You can tell that he’s filing this …
Croco-Dial
I’m easily amused. The image of a cellphone-swallowing crocodile whose stomach won’t stop ringing makes me giggle. Equally amusing is the lady whose phone he swallowed wanting her sim card back. Lady, your phone went down the hatch of acroc! Even if they could get your sim card back, all data is probably lost. Maybe …