Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I read about this story last week, but I could not find proper words to talk about it. Here’s the summary. A girl was dragged into a washroom at Central High School in Muncie, Indiana and raped. She went to the office to report what happened. Instead of calling the police, they made her sit …
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We have yet another lesson to learn on the Joshua Simon Ashby theme. He has already taught us that you shouldn’t give nude photos to folks you don’t know, and you should not give him your passwords. Now, courtesy of David Sica, we have learned that you should never store nude photos of yourself in …
First, we need a themesong. Thank you Arrogant Worms. There really isn’t much to this story. a possibly suicidal man tried to open the exit door of a plane mid-flight. Luckily, he failed, and nobody was hurt. The plane diverted to Albuquerque, and he’s now having a big ol’ chat with the FBI. But it …
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It looks like our fire in the hole prank-committer has turned himself in, or maybe his parents turned him in. Either way, he’s facing the music, and so he should. The employee has required lots of treatment for the serious burns he received on his face and neck. Yeah, ha ha ha ha, a real …
Police were summoned to a Chicago home because a woman was seen drunk outside holding her three-month-old child under her armpit like a football. And why was Jamie Riley drunk? Oh, she and her husband were just celebrating the fact that the DCFS had dropped their investigation into the safety of their child. Consider the …
A while ago, Steve posted about the Stop the Meter Petition. Well, I got the following email from them! It looks like things are maybe moving in the right direction! But of course, nothing moves without money, so they’re looking for donations. Here’s the info. Dear Friend, The fight to stop usage based Internet billing …
This is pretty awesome. We’ve talked about sagging pants for a while now. Well, a principal at a Memphis middle school has come up with a punishment that makes me giggle. If a teacher catches someone with sagging pants, they can Urkle them! So, they can pull their pants up as far as they can …
We have an update on the tongue-chomper from yesterday. For starters, we have her name, Karen Lueders. I’d say the judge was right to order her a mental health evaluation. Karen Lueders did not speak during the court appearance, but she leaned over to a reporter as she was escorted out in handcuffs, saying, “I …
Yup, if this guy’s crappy eyes caused him to molest a kid, then I can believe that Howard Freeman’s poor executive function caused him to not think that flashing kids and motioning for them to get in the car was a bad idea. Too bad I can’t believe either of them. If this guy was …
Ok, that seals it. We now need a wrong number tag, and I’m making it just as soon as I put this up. I’ve said it before. If you’re dealing drugs or doing any sort of criminal activity, and you’re using your phone to do it, triple check you’re texting the right number. Otherwise, you …