Rob Mask’s Memorial In Fergus

Edit: It’s in Fergus, not Elora. Damn me for not googling first. I heard it would be in Elora, so I thought this place was there. Apparently not. I know the towns are close, but close doesn’t cut it if you’re lost. Remember back when I posted Robert Mask’s obituary and we didn’t know when …

Signs Point To Yes

I’ve heard of robbers crying, apologizing, or losing their nerve, but I don’t think I’ve heard of a robber asking their victim if this was a bad idea. I’ve also not heard of a robber punching someone in the face and then staying around to find glasses that had been knocked off during the struggle, …

>Now It’s Time To Do Some Real Cleaning…

>How would you like to come back from lunch to find a naked man sitting at your desk watching porn on your computer? That’s what happened to one poor fellow at a business that was not identified. All we do know is when he asked the naked guy what he was doing there, the guy …

He’s A Friend, Not An Ambulance Driver!

Ya know, if Jimmy McCoy wants to help out a friend while he’s being transported to the hospital, he can maybe sit beside him and talk to him, or if his friend wants a hand to hold, he can hold his hand. Attempting to drive the ambulance to the hospital because he thinks he can …

Protect Your Limbs, Not The Animals!

Alexander Alcantare needs to learn from his mistakes, or one of his mistakes may kill him. He’s an animal lover, and doesn’t sit back and wait for others to do what needs to be done. So when he saw an aligator with an arrow in its head, he thought he’d trap it and get it …

Now, people don’t run from The law, they run to it!

Here comes another one who just randomly asked a cop if there was a warrant for her arrest. But when the cop told Selma Elmore that yes, in fact, there was one, she took off running and slammed the cop into a building! Listen lady, if you don’t want to know the answer, don’t ask …

At Her Next Birthday, Did She Wish For Less Crazy Neighbours?

Maybe it’s because of people like Jennifer Petkov that schools scrutinize birthday party invites and Valentine’s Day cards are not allowed. But if that’s the case, this world is in even more trouble than I thought. It all started with a birthday party. Kids were playing in the yard of the Rose household and Jennifer …

Thanksgiving, and Other Rambles

I just felt like rambling, and since the blog may get a little quiet over the next couple of days because Steve and I are both running off to Thanksgiving stuff, what better time for a ramble fest. First, happy Thanksgiving to all the Canadian readers. Hope you have lots of yummy food and pleasant …