Here’s a little tip for others who may think like Ronald McIntyre. If you owe more than $5000 in child support and the cops are looking for you, you’re better off to just let the cops arrest you than try to jump out a window, especially if that window is a third floor window that …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Get Arrested
And I thought Donald tar heels black was dumb. Larry Shawn Taylor is way, way dumber. If you’re going to rob folks, you really shouldn’t go out and get loads of noticeable tattoos. Let’s count ’em. He had “get” tattooed on one hand and “money” on the other, and flames tattooed on one arm. But …
The Cat’s Out Of The Bag, And Griffin’s In The Can
It looks like Keith the cat downloaded the child porn Griffin will be going away for a long time. And obviously he realizes the cat isn’t that talented, because he pleaded no contest. I was waiting for the in-court demonstrations of the impossibility of a cat downloading porn.
Now He’ll Have To Pay His Debt To Society
And I thought handing over two pieces of ID while robbing a place and handing over a driver’s license while trying to cash a forged cheque were dumb. This guy was convinced to fill out an application for a bank loan! Mark Smith came in with a note, all ready to rob the bank. But …
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She Went To Jail For Trying To Bail On Her Kid
Does Tierra Aldridge think she lives in Nebraska, and it’s two years ago? Does she really think threatening to abandon her child at a police station will work? At first, when she walked in and asked if she could leave her child here if she didn’t want him anymore, they were going to get in …
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Lights, Camera, Civil Action!
Usually, I hate ridiculous lawsuits, but I think I can get behind this Chinese woman’s lawsuit. She is suing a cinema for wasting her time with 20 minutes of commercials before a movie. Damn it, I now have a scene from The Simpsons episode called Jaws wired shut in my head. I can’t find a …
He Burned That Bridge In A Hurry
The one good thing I can say about Dustin Bentivegna is that he didn’t pull a John Orr. Who knows, perhaps he just didn’t pull a John Orr yet. I guess he was a volunteer firefighter who loooved his job. He loved it so much that he manufactured a few fake gas calls just to …
He’s Down, Not High!
Hey Byron Nelson High School officials. There are other reasons why a person might have bloodshot, watery eyes. When you cry, your eyes can get like that. If your dad was fatally stabbed recently, wouldn’t you have been crying? So don’t assume that someone has been smoking marijuana because their eyes are bloodshot and watery …
He Wanted To Make Another Impact And Create More Victims
It’s people like Timothy Coughlin who make me think we need a “you’re a dick” tag. He was convicted of DWI, and drove drunk to something to do with his DWI conviction. Ok, we’ve heard that before. But what he drove drunk to was a victim impact panel. He was trying to register, but a …
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Hoaxes, Hoaxes, Eat Them Up, Yum
Remember Flime? The restaurant asking for human flesh? Well, there is no Flime restaurant. It was all a publicity stunt by what looks like the German equivalent of Peta in both style and substance. They were trying to make people think about eating meat, and so talked about eating human meat just to watch the …