Hey Matthew Ray Bramblett. Here’s a novel idea for you. If you’re going to own a dog, you have to train the dog and be responsible. You don’t leave food for the dog to get his paws on, and you don’t feed him people food. But, since a dog is another living being, he has …
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What’s She Trying To Do, Make The Baby Look Like The Shoplifter?
I have to wonder if Crystal Whitaker went to the Shannon Cooper school of shoplifting. Whitaker was in a JCPenney store with a friend and her ten-month-old baby. The two women tried to hide a bunch of clothes in a bag and run, but were confronted. So they ran…the only thing is they left the …
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Grab That Card, Then Run, Ma, Run!
Here are another couple of folks who aren’t meant for a life of crime. When you decide to shoplift, if you do decide to pay for other stuff, don’t forget to take your debit card when you “run, ma, run!” Yes, it was a mother and her 19-year-old son who were shoplifting. Just great. But …
Stick To Pumping Gas Instead Of Threatening To Pump Customers Full Of Lead.
Mahmoud Ahmed Alsharif needs to chill out. Really. When someone asking to use his gas station bathroom is enough to make him threaten to shoot them in the head, and chase them out of the station with a bat, he’s wound just a little too tight. It all started when a family wanted to fill …
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The Results Aren’t Shocking, But The Experiment Is
Ow ow ow ow ow ow! So apparently, there’s this new way to do surgery called electrosurgery that involves a current being concentrated and creating an incision without actually cutting. I guess dudes who want a circumcision later, but don’t want blades going near their penises thought this would be a good alternative. Some doctors …
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If I Had A Million Dollars,, I Wouldn’t Give It To You In A Cheque
Here’s a note for Justin S. Johnson, and all other forgers out there. If you’re going to forge a cheque, make it for a reasonable amount that someone might possess in their account and might not miss. A million dollars is not considered reasonable. For one, a bank wouldn’t have a million dollars in cash …
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First In Line For Jail
We don’t have a name on this 43-year-old robber, but I think I’ll nickname him Goldfish, because I think he has just as long a memory. This is the story. Police in New Westminster were leisurely strolling from the police station to a Starbucks. On their way, they encountered Goldfish and had a conversation with …
It’s Apparent She Was Not A Parent
Shirley Anderson should have spent more time being an actual parent than studying the law to figure out what she could take from her kids. Years ago, she abandoned four of her five kids, one of whom was 15 and just took off. Now, because of an obscure section of B.C. law that says adult …
From Drug Deals To Plea Deals
You know, police often have trouble with victims of crime not wanting to come forward, but when the victims of a group of counterfeiters are primarily drug dealers, the chances of victims coming forward get even slimmer. I love this little quote right here. “We have information allegedly that leads us to believe that a …
August Long Weekend Audio
Boy oh boy do I have a monstrosity for you! Remember how we said our Canada Day audio would never be heard by the world? Well, that still holds, so we decided to try again. And we created something even longer and crazier than that one! We didn’t mean to, honest. We just sat down …