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Thanks Ann for the lead on this one. Yikes. That would be a scary morning for police in Royse City, Texas, who stopped a giant trailer for speeding. The guy was acting kind of suspiciously, so they looked in the back of the trailer, only to find 2 dozen embalmed human heads staring back at …
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Ow ow ow ow ow! Ok, now I think I can tell the story. Joe Cooper and his friends were wanting to raise money for a local hospital by waxing their chests. I guess Joe was the only one who felt brave enough to agree to have his groin waxed. It turned out to be …
Remember back when a kid got raked over the coals for having a tiny toy gun in the hands of a toy policeman? Well, now, if you decorate a hat with army men, who of course carry teeny weeny guns, you suffer a similar fate. David Morales wanted to decorate his hat with army men …
Yuck. I have talked about weird things happening on the city bus, but thankfully, never have I seen someone flashing and humping something, while yelling “Yes! Yes!” I sure hope it stays that way. James Lanzer can stay off our buses up here.
Well, I have yet another Austin Lounge Lizards album to review. I went to their site, and woohoo, you can at least see the flash buttons now. So you can stop the music so you can read their stuff! Awesome! So, since “Strange Noises in the Dark” always greeted me before I could shut off …
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You know how much I love a good snake story. Imagine you’re driving along, and suddenly, there’s a snake’s head sticking out of your AC vent. Well, Patty Everett doesn’t have to imagine that. That’s what happened to her. I love how, when asked if she was scared, she said “Well, somebody crapped in my …
Remember the demise of the jesus statue, which led to us finding out about the “Big Butter Jesus song? I guess lots of people liked that song, and have been writing new endings for it describing, well, Big Butter Jesus’s end. There’s electrostatic Jesus, which I thought was his, but upon closer inspection, it’s not …
This story about a personal injury lawyer whose name is also Justin Bieber made me chuckle. The poor fellow was getting inundated with friend requests because everybody thought he was the other Justin Bieber. But this also made me think of that Shaved Bieber extension for Firefox. Would it unintentionally shave this Justin Bieber from …
Gees! Pedro Vargas needs to either not drink so much, or settle the hell down, or both. Is it reasonable to smack around a restaurant manager because they didn’t have any lemonade? I hope the food he bought from the fast food spot across the street was good, and I hope they had lemonade, because …
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Here’s something the folks at the Rock Church in Monroe will be talking about for a while. Near the church, there used to stand a 62-foot, six-storey statue of Jesus…until I guess God decided to strike it down with a lightning strike. Now all that remains are some smoking ruins, and a lot of onlookers. …