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Man, it would suck to work at the Boise public library after 74-year-old Joy Cassidy had dropped her presents into the drop-off slot. What on earth would possess her to pour corn syrup, ketchup and mayonaise into a library’s drop box, ruining whatever books were in there? They still don’t know, but hopefully, this will …
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I read the story of a HAZMAT team being sent because of a huge container of rotting mayonaise, and immediately thought of Steve’s post about cleaning out the fridge and finding that turkey gone wrong. Just imagine if we’d left the turkey for much longer. The story goes that two people were inspecting an empty …
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I had something happen to me yesterday that I thought deserved a blog post. I went to the post office to mail something. When I left, I told Trixie to find the door. She walked over to what she thought was the door, but it wasn’t. A person came over and said they’d help me …
Thank you, guide dogs blog. I just got introduced to the coolest YouTube channel ever. If Ricki makes it as a guide dog, I hope her handler is into YouTube, because they will get to watch their guide dog growing up. How awesome would that be? I would kill for a YouTube channel of the …
That would be a weird thing to have happen. You’re sitting outside in your yard with relatives, when one of them goes inside and finds a credit card on the stairs that doesn’t belong to you or anyone there. You soon find out that it belongs to the strange man sleeping in your bed, who …
Methinks Thomas Peno doesn’t even need a trial. When he’s in court for getting drunk and breaking into cars, and on a break, manages to get drunk and break into a car, he’s pretty much in the bag. And this is his 40th arrest. You can see he feels right at home.
I’m feeling pretty jaded right about now. I just finished reading a story about a 94-year-old man gettin’ it on with a vacuum in someone else’s garage, and it was termed a bizarre case of public sexual indecencyyou won’t believe, and I thought “Yeah? I’d believe it, no problem. Just look at the humpings tag. …
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Ok, story time. We read the News of the Weird weekly newsletter thingy, written by Chuck Shepherd. In it, he had mentioned having some medical problems. I guess my subconscious was worried about him, because a little while later, I dreamed that we got a newsletter where at the top, it said something like “Yr …
I’m sure everyone who was involved in arranging and performing the liver transplant on Gurninderjit Thandi wants to rip that liver right out of him again, now that he went and got so drunk that he registered a blood alcohol level of .56. and how do we know his blood alcohol was that high? Oh, …
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I have so much to say about this story, and nowhere to begin. Well, we can first begin by making fun of Graydon Smith. Does he honestly think that a signed statement by his girlfriend saying he can hit her anywhere but her pregnant belly is worth anything? He’ll soon find out it isn’t. But …
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