Jen sent me something that I think needs a spot up on this old blog. I give you the Talking Blind Man’s Blues. It says it’s by Chrissie Cochrane, but I swear Chrissie a. is female and b. doesn’t sound like that. But it’s a good song and it made me chuckle. And it also …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
That Blew Up In Her Face, Now Didn’t It?
Here’s a little tip. If you want to give someone something that you think is the bomb, don’t put it in a box labelled “Bomb!” on their doorstep. It is especially bad to have a drawing of a bomb on the box. Poor Terri Talbott. All she wanted to do was give Tina Romero some …
Supper Soaker
Wow, police and jail officials don’t just have to worry about warding off well-used and bloody female sanitary napkins. Now breast milk has been used as a weapon. Toni Tramel was arrested for public intoxication. As she was changing into a prison uniform, she decided to squirt breast milk in the face of the deputy …
The Smallest Robbery Payoff Ever
An armed woman came into a store and demanded money from 11 people, but all she managed to get was $6. Six bucks? Seriously? I would have loved to see that robbery going down. “Give me all your money! You only have a penny? Then you! You have to have more than 1 dollar. Nooo!” …
Just Call Him Sir Smoke-A-Lot
There isn’t much to this story, a dude serves his sentence for dealing pot and then immediately smokes pot on his way home in the car. Yeah that’s dumb, but whatever. But what caught my attention was his name. Sir James Smith. Sir? Can anybody just slap a “Sir” on their name? Well, Sir James …
Bank Want A Lawsuit?
What a horrible thing to come home to. You walk up to your house and find the locks have been changed, there’s a padlock on the door and a note telling you to contact Bank of America because you’ve been foreclosed on. But you’ve been making all the payments and you never got a note …
The Need To Do A Good Deed
Remember what I said about pay it forward? Well, who knew I would be in possession of a pay it forward bracelet? And now that I have one, why has it become so hard to do a good deed for someone? Let me back up a bit. Steve’s computer decided the other day that na, …
She’s Cut Off For Sure Now
We’ve talked about people driving while texting, watching porn, eating cereal, and even shaving their face, but driving while shaving the bikini area is a new one. Megan Mariah Barnes wasn’t totally driving. Her ex-husband, Charles Judy, was using the wheel from the passenger’s seat while she shaved there. What makes this extra good is …
She Got The Shaft Alright
Here comes more UK ridiculousness. A group of Scottish firefighters were sent to the aid of Alison Hume, a woman who fell down a mine shaft. They had all the equipment they needed to pull her out, but a safety memmo said they could only use it to save their own men. So, she waited …
You Win…A Trip In A Police Car
Here’s a little tip. When you steal scratch tickets from a store, if you happen to steal a winner, don’t go back to the same store you stole from to claim your prize, ok? This is too late for Allen Nguyen, but maybe it’ll help someone else.