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Jeremy Donaldson, next time you’re bored standing in a bank line, find another way to entertain yourself. Maybe watch the people around you. Maybe somebody’s doing something funny. Or listen to some music. But texting your girlfriend to say the bank is being held up is not a good choice. She may not think you’re …
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To the bride to be of Jordan Iddings: By the sounds of what’s written here and in this more detailed account, you are so in for a life of pain, misery and worry. Way to choose a husband. During the course of his bachelor party, this guy groped a woman, and then when she slapped …
While this story makes me very sad because of its circumstances, the image of a 4-year-old boy in a brown dress drinking a beer and stealing Christmas presents from neighbours can’t help make me cackle and howl. The poor little guy is messed up something fierce. His dad’s in jail, his mom is getting a …
Ro and I have been talking about Dutch food and the Dutch store on this post, and it got me thinking about something that happened there once. I went in to get something, and a lady decided to help me find someone who worked there. I said I would follow her, and then two identical-sounding …
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The story of Andrew Grande choking on a bag of pot he tried to swallow is so completely preventable and so completely dumb. Ok, if you have a bag of drugs on you, why the hell would you try and swallow it? It’s never going to end well. If you do swallow it, who knows …
There was another crime committed in this story along with the main one of this dick of a doctor and his wife shoplifting for the thrill of it. They didn’t publish their names! They should have, just so his patients can know their doctor is a totally worthless, unscrupulous dickbag. The not so good doctor …
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I’ve discovered something else about the handling of BMO’s RDSP’s that I think they’d be wise to fix. They don’t have things in the works to send statements in alternative formats! Um, that’s a pretty big gaping hole. I called them to inquire about some things, and asked how I could get statements in braille. …
Remember back when I last mentioned the blasted roundabout? Well, it’s not gonna happen! I’m so happy, I could dance. Hell, I could do the roundabout death dance! Before I say anything else, I want to fix the reporter’s mistake. There was no support worker. The person who walked through the roundabout with me was …
Here’s a little help for any newspaper who might think this is real. It’s not. Oh, and duh. I guess I can cut these guys some slack, English wasn’t their first language, but please! It’s so obviously satire. I wonder how many people are laughing their heads off over at The Onion. “Here they go …
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It would be pretty weird to find a drunken Santa in your backyard. Thomas Arnold was looking for his reindeer on his way home from a party. He found a yard, some little girls, and eventually, a police cruiser.